Your Least Favorite Distinguished Disaster

Okay, but start tagging your own portrait elements

Wooooahdude I just found this out but you're heirloom tomatoes actually. Did you know this

sure you made these two characters fuck nasty but tell me: are they codependent?

I'm convinced Mythbusters needs a reboot. Misinformation or mythinformation if you will, is at an all time high. We NEED the show that promotes critical thinking to come back. It doesn't need the same cast, in fact I think it would be better with some fresh faces. Imagine all the good it would do if you could just show your crazy uncle the Mythbusters reboot episode that debunks his anti-vaxx conspiracy in an easily digestible and entertaining format.

coffee shop by my house hired a new barista who is extraordinarily hot and flirts with me incessantly but she also makes the worst - and i truly mean the worst - coffee i’ve ever paid for. atrociously bad. just another of god’s little jokes

just remembered the barista who worked there last year and treated me with an attitude generally reserved for children and the incompetent to the point where she would frequently adjust my drink order in front of me and every single time it was BANGIN’

#cloth barista wire barista

Strange aeons was teaching a class about cat food. I remember most of the class remarkably well, but the one line that will not leave my mind is “ham is a type of domesticated politician that we hunt for sport”.

Look, the fundamental problem is that "maids" is not a monophyletic group. There is no coherent taxonomic definition which both includes everything that's traditionally considered a maid and excludes everything that isn't. If we want to construct "maids" as a proper clade descended from a common ancestor, then either mimes are a kind of maid, or housekeeping robots aren't – those are our only options.

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Shooting crystal spikes while remaining supernaturally calm?? I’m now a shonen protagonist with deadly glitter

what if your url somehow had something to do with your future

lmao

Ah… Yes… I shall become the angel of consanguinamory. Just like I was meant to be ♡

IM A DRAGON MOTHER FUCKER

Guess I’m gonna put more panache in being me? Which checks out, I guess