I had forgotten I had written a high school origin story au for shieldshock.
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I had forgotten I had written a high school origin story au for shieldshock.
Thanks @typhoidmeri I needed the comment equivalent of a bunch of nice hugs

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Oh god. This is terribad but I’m reading it anyway. I blame @aenariasbookshelf and too many conversations about werewolves and Captain America and this awful and amazingly awful run. I love it.
I am more than happy to take the blame for this one. CapWolf is a thing, a thing that I like a hell of a lot more than I should.
…so if anyone out there wants to write me some shieldshock with wolfie!Steve in there, you know I won’t say no. 😉
I mean I’ve written Darcy as a werewolf, in one of my fav stories I’ve ever written, and two ish with Steve as a wolf. Though that’s not quite the same as Cap!Wolf. *waggles eyebrows*
*cough*
“Steve, what’s going on?” Bucky asks. He ignores Sam marching off with the shield on his arm. It was bad enough with just Steve wearing a target on his back. Not that he cared. “Thought you might not come back to our reality.”
“Almost didn’t,” Steve winces.
“What idiot thing did you do?” Bucky says sharing a worried glance with Natasha.
“Not as stupid as you might think,” Natasha says wryly.
“There were more monsters than the report said. Big furry fucks…sorry, Natasha,” Steve grimaces. He rubs the back of his neck sheepishly.
“I’ve heard worse from you in the field, Rogers.”
“There were kids, Buck. The creatures surrounded us. Bullets didn’t work. We barely got the kids out.”
“I told you to leave me,” Natasha says crossing her arms.
“Wasn’t gonna happen,” Steve says hunching his shoulders. He tries to make himself smaller, ignore the pull of the moon as it create over the hills. His hands shake, nails thickening into claws. His skin itches all over, thick hair marching across his body. A frustrated snarl slips past teeth gone too sharp for a human mouth.
“Steve, what the fuck?”
“Got bit, couldn’t shake it.”
…OMG…
I kinda need more…
He’s pacing again. Back at forth at the edge of her vision. Darcy knew about animals kept in poor conditions, cages too small to live in. The only cage Steve was in, as far as she knew, was of his own making.
Three weeks ago the team had gone a town on the border between Latveria and Sokovia. Steve Rogers came back but Captain America didn’t. Steve passed the shield on to Sam Wilson and withdrew from the world. Hard.
The serum did a lot for Steve. What it didn’t do was prevent a bone deep bite from turning into a rampant case of lycanthropy. He never left the compound. The only battle he fought now is the one to keep his form from shifting. Man and wolf and something in between.
It kinda ruined the whole almost thing they had going on.
“Steve,” Darcy calls out, holding the place in her book with a finger. She could deal with the wolf. Possibly the wolfman. The problem is the man. “Stop it. They’ll be back soon.”
He ignores her. Turning in the open kitchen and pacing back toward the couches. A low growl issues from his throat.
“Steve.”
“I can’t stop it. I can’t. I just can’t,” he says.
“I hate this,” Steve says, the words fall off his tongue like broken things. Sounds falling apart around too sharp teeth. He feels helpless, stones of worry filling up his belly like the wolf in a fairy tale.
His team is out there in the field and all he can do is listen on the comm stuck in his ear and try and hold the shape of a man. The wolf in him couldn’t be trusted not to tear the throat out of an enemy and as much as it stung he was stuck at the base. Steve stood by his choice to give Sam the shield, he made a damn good Captain America. But Steve still itched to be out there.
Protect the pack. It’s what the wolf wanted. The trouble was the wolf was him.
He can feel the moon sing in his blood, in the marrow of his bones. All he wanted to do was shift his skin and run on four paws into the night. Chase scents in the forest surrounding the Avengers Facility. Run and hunt.
“Sorry, I’m…sorry.”
“Hey, it’s okay we’ll figure this out, and you can get back to the superheroing business,” Darcy says from her nest of blankets and books. She puts one books aside and reaches for another. The book is a thick volume in brown leather and golden Asgardian script that wiggles and dances.
“I don’t know how you can read that,” he murmurs his feet carrying him across the room without his permission.
“Research. It’s what I do,” Darcy shrugs like it’s nothing. And maybe it is to a girl that lived among the gods for a year at Dr Foster’s side.
“You say that like reading ancient Asgardian text is nothing.”
“You can thank Frigga if you want. She gave me the spell. I can read the books, read the Asgardian language and any other but i can only read so fast.”
Steve runs a hand through his hair, nails half turned to claws scratching against his skull. He takes a few deep breaths, mouth open to taste the air. The musty papery smell of books fills his lungs, mingled with the scent of fabric softener, old coffee, the individual scents of his team, coconut shampoo and above all else the warm cinnamon and vanilla scent of Darcy’s skin.
The wolf wanted to roll in that smell, rub it into his fur, the trouble was Steve did too.
“I’m gonna go for a run, Miss Lewis, call me if anything changes besides me,” Steve says, mouth twisting up in something that isn’t really a smile. He’s running before she can reply, stripping down to his skin in the echoing halls letting the moon sway his shape.
“You can thank Frigga if you want… Odin’s Beard, I’m a moron, ugh,” Darcy mutters lowly once she’s sure Steve is out of hearing range. She breathed in deeply and blew out in a huff of frustration.
“Okay, back at it,” she says reaching for her coffee cup. It’s empty. Darcy’s shoulders slump and she digs herself out of her nest of books and fleecy throw. Her legs protest the act of shuffling to the kitchen area. Switching the electric kettle on she scowls at the French Press buried in the dish filled sink. “Gross,” she says scrunching up her face.
It had been a year and a half since the Dark Elves and that whole nazi hydra infestation that had Thor stealing Jane and herself off to Asgard. That had been…unexpected and delightfully weird, and a little less heart wrenching than helplessly watching Steve tear himself apart.
Darcy was certain she was destined to be an NPC in someone else’s life. At no point had she ever felt much at all like the protagonist in a story, despite all the unbelievably odd turn her life took once she signed up to be Dr Foster’s Girl Thursday. She never really got up the courage to tell Jane that taking the internship never really been about the credits.
It had been the start of her sophomore year at Culver and Darcy had been desperate to do something different, something that would mean she had someplace to be other than going to her parents house or staying in the dorms over another break. To be fair it sounded like a fun to look up at the stars in the desert sky, make coffee and chill out in the middle of nowhere New Mexico.
Then a god fell from the sky.
And now her almost sorta crush was a werewolf.
There was no almost about it. Except maybe the almost a year spent in Asgard following around Jane and the All Mother in turns like a lost little wolf cub. Odin love her, she needs to stop thinking about wolfy puns and find something to help Steve curb his animal instincts.
Animal instincts…that was something she needed to not think too much about. That or the tiny little self satisfied smile Steve got whenever she smiled at one of his sassy little remarks. But that was all edge of the map, don’t stray from the path stuff that she wasn’t going to think about.
She’s adding a dribble, okay a splash, of cream to her mug of coffee when she hears the tick of claws on the floor. Steve in wolf form is massive. Dark fur shot with gold, but the eyes are the same clear blue. He slinks around the coffee table and jumps onto the sofa flopping down in the middle of Darcy’s research nest.
“Hey, that’s my spot.”
Send help. Omgod.
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I wrote a new dark romance with so many feelings and a bit of dub con and a really fantastic Colin!!
Let me break your heart
Duuuuuuuude. I can’t recommend this enough
The burn. It hurts so good.
Blame Emma????
I didn’t do it this time!!!
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Rude.
always blame emma. even if you didn’t start it, you find a way to pilot the bandwagon.
We did it with love!
No but seriously. If you want to laugh for nearly a solid hour and learn new and interesting things about wildlife.
Redirecting...
Blame Emma????
I didn’t do it this time!!!
@ishipitpod / @anais-ninja-bitch / @idontgettechnology
Rude.

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I feel like there should be more helpful entries on Wikipedia regarding methods on saving a friend from a religious cult.
Lovemaking in the ocean? Do you want kelp in the coochie? 'Cause that's how you get kelp in the coochie.
I want a wide variety of things in and around my coochie. Most of them are fictional super hero body parts. And hozier always.
If doing it in a shallow grave or in a vat of wine or at the bottom of the ocean is how it’s getting done then, my dear anon friend, that is how it’s getting done.
*nominates @melifair to be your handler too*
I don’t think I could do that to @melifair She’s for her hands full.
Although...handler with hands full wouldn’t not be able to handle properly. Chaos could still rain down on all of your innocent perfect heads.
You get veto powers?
yes
Uh, are you sure?
yep. emma too.
I have no recollection of this… do you have paperwork?
it is currently filed in an off-site facility. please allow 7 to infinite business days for retrieval.
Due to recent mental breakdowns turnover in HR we are unable to recognize veto powers without copies, in triplicate, of the paperwork. Including fully signed and notarized copies. As well as applicable bribes processing fees. At present your veto powers are in limbo and are not scheduled for review and processing until the 5th of Never. Apologies to all.
understandable, which is why i have my florida state internet asshole license with me at all times.
now, idk how the full faith and credit works but i’m gonna maintain that you and emma are barred from full chaos without a handler.
Hmmm.
I’ll have to make a couple of consultations, but… For now your veto is upheld, but is under review. At least on this end. @wahwahwaffles is still yours to convince.
Can’t stop won’t stop wanna lick a lollipop
Do you need a spanking from mystical long haired holy man? Do you need to feel a holy spirit move in you? Do you wish to get laid in a holy sepulcher? Do you want to nail a man on a cross whose voice can cause a religious awakening?
Duh

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Who says Hozier hasn't written a song about you?
Hmmm. People have told me I should go to church. But no one has taken me to church.
Fun fact: I am irrationally jealous about the people who Hozier has written sexy songs about.
*gives you a 2lb block of Amish butter*
....I mean. I have had Amish butter cheese. It’s not great. I would imagine that the Amish make butter as well as the next midatlanitc area dairy farmer.
However. I am a thrifty bitch and would never say no to a gift.
Thank you for this butter. It shall make many cookies.
You remember that episode of parks and rec where Leslie and company try to teach senior citizens about safe sex???
I need someone to just put quotes of it over old Steve
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Fics you won't write: Darcy/whoever "Helen Cho is Not to Be Gainsaid"
DoctorHelen Cho was Darcy’s only scientist in her entire dollhouse of scientists that didn’t need to be taken care of. She knew when to eat She knew when to sleep. She knew when to put down the science and walk away for vaguely normal human interaction.
But here’s the thing. None of the other scientists in Darcy super fun house of mostly not mad scientists knew how to do any of that. And so it was only a matter of time before perfect lovely Helen got caught in the crossfire of stupid genius that was the Stark Industries research and development department.
And now. Helen Cho was a walking taking human lie detector test.
“Yes I ate breakfast. Leave me alone, I need to relay the whatchamwhosits with the thingermabobs”
“She’s lying. She hasn’t eaten breakfast in two weeks!”
“I took a shower”
“Lies. He took a whores bath in a bathroom at the 7 eleven “
“I don’t like Bucky Barnes that way”
“Oh Darcy. Liars liars are no fun. Liars liars never get some”
I ship you with Steven Grant Don’t-You-Dare-Use-My-Shield-For-Frisbee Rogers. You’re always stealing his shield to use it for frisbee. He wants to be mad at you, but he finds it impossible. One day he catches you with the shield, but imagine his surprise when he realizes you’re not using it to play frisbee this time. You’re using it for... MWAHAHAHAHA
I AM USING IT TO HIDE MY NAKED SELF BUT ONLY FOR A LITTLE WHILE CAUSE IMMMMMAAA BOUT TO RIDE ON THE STEVEN GRANT ROGERS EXPRESS. CHOOCHOOMOTHERFUCKer