in the lowest deep a lower deep

Some days I feel like I’m 29 feet away from a Japanese radish

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

Where's that tweet about how American chants are "let's go [team name] and some other country (Irish?) fans are "I've made up a song about the other team's drinking problem to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down one two three"?

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

don't worry kitten daddy got it

start worrying kitten daddy fucked up

in my work of fanfiction i am going to hold the villain responsible for their actions by making them have sex with the person they tried to kill, which will effectively address all the relevant moral issues by being hot.

noncon friendship

Coworkers

Your friend’s boyfriend