Staying in the Shadows

[video description: a lovely snake coiled around a wind chime as rainbow light dapples the wall and sweet tinkling sounds play]

Wtf this is so magical looking

because it’s magic, silly

Wooow

I need dis

there’s enough tail there to make a second kitty

oh theres a witch in these woods??? is she single???

brb going to ask the forest witch out on a date

my firstborn child has been stolen

your wife taking care of your child is not “stealing”

What happened to vintage garden parties!! Where are the ivories and sage greens!! Cakes and scones with tea on silver trays!! Fresh flowers and tents with those triangle-lined banners!! Light coloured suits with pale pastel ties and lacy dresses!!! The small quartet playing Gentle music!! Someone I can be gay with behind the rose hedge while everyone wonders where I wandered off to??? Who took this away????!!!??