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PERRY THE NAPPING PLATYPUS!

having a family youtube channel should automatically flag you to CPS

playing dnd with my dads cishet friends blows because theyre way too into combat mechanics and dont understand that youre supposed to be having fun but on the other hand i play giant nonbinary firbolg necromancer named pickles mcburgersson who has orange hair and keeps resurrecting the enemies we kill and then gives them therapy and its baffling to all of these forty something men who have never actually had fun playing dnd

weary and wary are not the same word and have very different meanings and if i see one more person use wearily when they mean warily I’m gonna combust

thank you for this reply you get the funny crown today with bonus points for accuracy

theres a hole in the wall in my brothers’ room because they were fighting (for fun not anger) in there once and one of them knocked the other into the wall so hard his head made that hole, so they put two small skeletons in there for decoration

Update: he’s my boyfriend. our 1 year anniversary is coming up next month.

THREE YEARS AS OF LAST THURSDAY

Awww

Lmao @ all the people saying “there can’t be 14 days of paid sick leave in the US because small businesses will suffer and the economy will fail!” you are aware there are countries that normally have paid sick leave that are doing fine right ? Like how much fucking Reaganite brainwashing does one need to think basic care for workers will crash the economy. Death to America

If the civilization we've built is so fragile and cruel that basic kindness and understanding would destroy it, then it deserves to fall.

Damn ok that’s deep my post is 10x better now

obsessed with those stone stairs and archways in the middle of the woods that remain standing after the rest of the building has fallen to ruin

Don’t walk up the stairs

if i want to get abducted by the fae that’s MY choice and you can’t stop me