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it would feel so awesome to be a final fantasy white mage with the big-ass robes and wooden staff
fuuuuuck
and the brown leather gloves FUUUUUCK

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For the last few days, I've been playing a game called Afterimage. The art looked neat to me, and it's another sort of metroidvania that came without a note that it was hard. Oddly, the one thing that people consistently stated against it was "Hard to know where to go, you can wander into areas you're not supposed to be really easy." Well I happen to love when a game lets me make poor choices, and the game is (was?) on super-sale for $4, so let's do this.
Friends. There is a reason this thing was $4.
The general feel of the game is fine. Combat is pretty simple, and around level 50, the midpoint of the game, I achieved good enough armor and weapons to be functionally invincible against most fights. Exploration is also generally fine, with two notes. On the benign side, it was a little confounding how long it takes to get skills. Double Jump isn't too far in, but Swim, Break Floor, and Wall Climb were all fascinatingly late in the run (more mid-point than earlier game). This led to a lot of zones where I'm like okay need to remember like eighteen places to come back to. And then you don't.
On the more serious side, the game outright lies to you. There are hidden areas, but finding them is...obtuse. Mostly because there are, in several cases, no visual tells. The floor is continuous, and the wall perfectly aligned, but secretly you can dive into the floor or slide through a crack, and it's like...okay, how? How am I supposed to know that? Especially when the area doesn't show on the map. Most of the time, the map gives away a path, but there's one serious point where it severely messed with me. And to explain it, I have to talk about the story.
Story is why this is worth $4. Maybe it's somewhat poor translation, but truth be told I think it's just bad writing from the jump. You play as Renee and her little summon pal Ifree. You're defending your little village, but monsters attack, and a mystery girl steals your master's soul. Your objective is to find your master. There's a bunch of background lore about the god that made this world, and that humans broke that natural order by attacking the Goliaths, functionally elemental demi-gods that control the world to god's whim. None of this is important to finding your master, though. When you do find her, she tells you to find the Soul Shards for reasons.
One of them is so obtusely hidden I actually cannot believe it. There is an ice zone, very short, which you need to access from Holy Grounds. To do this, you have to figure out there's a floor to drop down when the map shows nothing, and there are no visual tells in that area. Then, you get stuck again, only to need to slide through a hidden crevasse. Well okay, I'm through, and I explored the ice area to 100% completion per the map. Except. I missed the soul shard that's hidden in a corner, where you have to Floor Break at a space with no tell. How did the zone say 100% when I missed treasure, you ask? Because the map completion percentage is based on what you've colored in. Which means in almost every map, the only way to get 100% is to find Super Jump and just hang out on the ceiling for days.
Anyway, you may be wondering what the soul shards do. So am I. They're necessary for a trio of endings in which you find the hidden sanctum where some organization is worshiping god, but like of the moon specifically from the motif? Which is weird because the mythology states that the golden crow is both the sun and the moon, so it's like why the distinction? The first ending, the guider kills you and then you're singing with the choir. The second ending, you got 1-2 shards and survive the attack, but then get stabbed by a red and evil version of you, who seems to absorb Ifree. The third you have all three shards, beat evil you, and then find out that blue you from earlier was eaten by red you, and you basically fuse into one, then kill and absorb the power of the guider. Why? Don't stress it.
The other trio of endings involves all the fire areas. You beat two fire bosses that reveal two things: Ifree is the Fire Goliath, and the fire people are still willing to fight their war against humans for disturbing the natural order and continuing to wreak havoc on the world. Valid. When you kill them, it unlocks this sealed area, where Ifree notes they have fused within an egg. This egg has a trio of endings. First: Ifree absorbs them and becomes Fire Goliath once again. Second: you invade their soul space, which is a thing you can do, and attack until Ifree fights you about it, at which point you beat him, and then it's implied you both died to stop the Fire Goliaths. Third: you attack twice for dialogue, but then stop and leave, and when you come back Ifree thanks you for being normal, tells you he can just give his Goliath heart to those two, and adventure with you just fine. Cool.
This unlocked NG+. Which is actually just a side story featuring 42, the mystery girl who stole your master's soul. Turns out, she was helping. Her deal is that she's the only successful experiment from the labs. When humans waged their war, the...I think Wind?...Goliath stopped producing Dew, which humans used as energy. They then found a minor Goliath creature called the Cloudworm, which they infused in people, until it took with 42. This allows her to produce energy crystals, but she also has to eat souls sometimes. She doesn't like it, so she's out for vengeance. The first she gets is defeating the woman who experimented on you, and then the entity behind her whose goal seems to be transcending humans to their next evolutionary level. The second involves talking to the Wind Goliath, who lets you fist-fight the Cloudworm into submission so you don't need to eat people.
From here, Renee has to find a magic sword to break barriers, a "guiding light," and five shards to produce a super mask that lets her access the fight 42 is having in Dream World. Upon doing so, you face off against the mastermind, who comments on choosing her successors well, and then you leave while 42 turns the whole tower to crystal.
Now, I'm sure you have several questions. Perhaps...why did you do this? What is the point? How did these things connect? Friend...no one knows. Literally no one. I can't really find answers, I think things just happen in this game.
I've never seen a game so bad at explaining anything. Like...okay, plenty of games are mysterious and rely on things like item descriptions to tell the full tale. But you generally have a sense of objective. In Hollow Knight, you may not know what you're specifically doing, but you know where you're going and the ultimate goal, which evolves from getting into the Black Egg, to facing off against Radiance. But you know very early on where you're going. In this game, once you've found your master...you have no fucking idea where to go. The soul shards aren't tied to major bosses or anything. It's completely free flowing. These shards also have nothing at all to do with anything beyond those first cluster of endings. Anything to do with Ifree is completely meaningless in the grand scheme of things.
To make matters worse, it never explains what things are for. There are several locked doors that require keys, usually found in entirely different zones. You may assume that they will tell you what the key is to. They will not. By far the most egregious, at least to me, is the Field of Water, where there's a lock wall but no indication of what's needed. The answer? You get these magic stones that act as heals. The more you have, the more heals you use. When you find one that's associated with water, that opens the gate. This allows you to, if you have the de-petrify skill, break free a golden crow who takes you to the Solar Birthplace, where you get Super Jump. I don't even want to talk about how long it took me to figure this sequence of events out.
It's so obtuse that some conditions are largely unknown at all. That "guiding light" thing? It refers to an item given by this giant turtle you can find at one point. The condition is to be level 80. Or maybe 75? It's unclear. Actually it might not be level but skill points, where you need 180. Or maybe 160? It's really unclear if they need to be spent or not. Actually, we're pretty sure you just need eight of the glyphs like you need for the fire egg endings. No one actually seems to know. The conditions are that obtuse.
And that doesn't even begin to touch the sidequests. As usual, characters move around and have their own adventures. Except there is never any indication of where they might be off to next. Literally none. They just show up places. Not too atypical, but. The mid-game opens up wildly. You get this manta ray thing, which can swim around a slight overworld map, and it opens up like five zones at once. Better get the order right, or you will be doing a lot of backtracking!
So many aspects of this game are highly specific about needing items or particular events that just give no hint or indication of what's needed. I got stonewalled trying to make the super mask because it turns out, the five items labeled Masks in my inventory were not the five pieces I required. Do you know what the missing piece was? The internet didn't until I found a reddit thread that linked a Steam page where someone took a guess at what might have been missed. There's a dragon statue you have to de-petrify to get an item somewhere. It's not even a mask shard. Oh, that other mask shard? Yeah that one's actually pointless lol.
It's not bad enough for me to claim it as one of the worst games I've ever played. But this game is decisively one of the messiest. I spent a lot of time in late-game just going "Where the hell am I supposed to go?" Which is not great, especially in a big open game like this one, where fast-travel is specific and there's no persistent run button. Add in a story that feels like a lot of lore with very little relevance or even internal consistency. It's sloppy, more than anything.
Great, except the Steam Deck has apparently reached $1,000 in cost! Which I guess is still cheaper than a gaming PC, but if it still has performance issues, I might as well eat the extra cost just so it actually runs!
It's definitely well over 1000 on the cheap end even. None of these things are affordable or good.
"moonenvoy: oh! i didn't realize you were into ygo! //motions vaguely to tumblr url// you're SO real for yoshi's story, i love that game so gd much, it's the cutest. my first pokemon was gold, so i'm defs a johto hoe."
You know. Somehow I never made that connection to your URL. But okay yeah, nice. I do like original Yugioh, anyway. I didn't keep up when GX started, and when my wife and I tried to pick it up much later we couldn't get into it. I'm also one of those that things Pendulum ruined the game, and refuse to learn the new Link stuff, so I can't even realistically play. But I kept up with the card game through college, and helped established Yugioh tournaments with our game club. That was. An involved time.
Yoshi's Story was just really cute, and again, I just loved Yoshi in general. I remember when the playground rumors about Yoshi in Mario 64 started going I was dedicated to getting all the stars and finding Yoshi again. Unfortunately, you cannot. Stupid.
My first was Blue, I think I said that, but either I was too young to really attach to it as strongly when we got it, or I'm right and Johto's just better quality.

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Also if you want. A rare recommendation from me that's. Not a monster tamer, uhh..
A game that personally really resonated with me is Chicory a colorful tale? Everytime I replay it I get hit by the messages about like. Imposter syndrome and burnout harder.
That being said it's a specific type of game. Like, it's pretty silly. Everything is a coloring book so if you don't like doing those maybe you won't like it? Also everyone is named after food. Like the commonly accepted name for the protagonist is Pizza
I don't know. It's a game I always come back to. The music is cool and uh.. Yeah.
Obviously, can't guarantee you'll like it or anything but it's a pretty charming game to me. And I think it goes on sale often
Huh. Sounds interesting. I've never heard of it. If I get the opportunity I'll check it out.
.. Have I ever asked you what your favorite game of all time is? Not even pokemon just in general
Asking cuz while I also mostly post about nexomon(understatement) I know most of my favourites sure aren't monster tamers
Or if you're like me, and can't pick, you can list a few
I...don't know. The short is, it's hard to pinpoint a like. Specific favorite. I have trouble really identifying The One Favorite on things, usually it's more of a cluster situation. So I'm just going to spitball general favorites throughout the lifetime, defined by a strong attachment and a tendency to revisit often. This does kind of make more recent releases hard to consider, because I don't know if they'll maintain their preference, but I'll try to think of one or two at least. My hope is that some listed will be considered indicative of brain problems.
Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.
why can rockstar games institutionalise you for life like nikita kruschev for being autistic
He didn't steal 10 million dollars. They made that number up as a loss, they never fucking had it. Rockstar has spent more than a billion fucking dollars on GTA VI and will likely make billions more when it gets released.
Uber is a fucking shell game of a company designed to leech investor capital and output bootleg cabs.
Nvidia posted a profit in 2023 of $4.37 billion. This is like someone stealing less than a penny from me.
And they lock this kid in a prison hospital for LIFE?
Capitalism is disgusting.
Nobody should buy GTA til they free Arion Kurtaj
What with GTA VI going up for pre-order i'd just like to remind everyone that rockstar conspired with the UK government to lock an 18-year-old away for life for hacking them.
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Trauma is such a broad concept that it's basically useless at this point. Honestly, I kind of resent how it has come to be treated as a universal theory of human behaviour.
Like I've gotten into a car accident. I can't get behind the wheel. I think that it's fair to call that trauma, because i can't really think what else you would call it. Maybe I need a therapist for that, I don't know.
I spent, along with the rest of you, a year and a half under various states of quarantine. People call that trauma, but it's not remotely the same as the first one. I found it stressful, perhaps, but I've never had nightmares about it, and if they ever decide to shut everything down again, I'll just shrug and deal with it. It won't give me flashbacks or whatever.
And then of course, I've spent the last year, along with the rest of you, watching a genocide play out in real time over social media. Has that traumatized me? Maybe. I've had nightmares about it. I've had extreme outbursts of sorrow or (especially) anger over it. I've seen certain images that stay with me even when I close my eyes. But you know what, I don't think that I need a therapist for it, I think that what i need is for the fucking genocide to end and for the fuckers responsible to be brought to justice. Trying to medicalise this is not just useless, or even counterproductive; i think it's bloody insulting.
And, actually, I want to talk about the genocide a little more, because people also use discourses of trauma to excuse explain the behaviour of the genocidaires. "Oh, it's because of Israel's national trauma over the October 7th attack; it's because of generational trauma from the Holocaust!" which....okay, yeah. I fully acknowledge those things are incredibly horrific to live through, and I have no reason to doubt that research on epigenetic changes being passed down to your offspring is valid, or that it affects how you raise your children. But then you see pictures of IDF soldiers smiling and laughing together as they commit war crimes and, like...is their behaviour really so much different from that of every other bunch of genocidal thugs in history that you need to invoke a particular cultural history of trauma in order to explain it? What about the Germans? Were they all just reeling from their collective national trauma over losing the First World War? What about the American cavalries as they slaughtered their way through the West? Was that all just generational trauma over...fuck, I dunno, their Puritan ancestors being kicked out of England or whatever? Is anyone ever responsible for anything they do, or is it all just a vast human centipede of generational suffering stretching back in time to Adam and Eve's trauma over being expelled from Paradise?
Help, my generational trauma forced me to do a fire-sale of expropriated Palestinian real estate!
wow i guess i spent too much time on the internet today cuz for a second i read ‘crochet’ as like. crocodile heterosexual. just for a moment there
Wait you didn’t know that? Oh I am so sorry dude I assumed you were just trying to complete your dex in game 😔 you can’t even transfer Spinda from Go because of the same issue I think
I had no idea. Why would I? It’s such an unbelievably stupid problem with exactly no justification, for a Pokemon literally no one would talk about. Insane to me that they just can’t get this right. It really isn’t that complex. But I guess this is what happens when you insist on doing something trivially complicated.
Oh, that is DERANGED.
Okay, so Home National Dex plan is cancelled forever. After two months of trying to fetch Spinda, Home says I can't transfer it. I assume it knows an illegal move or something, but no. Apparently, the devs of BDSP did such an unbelievably shitty job that they miscoded its spot pattern algorithm and Home can't handle it. So it is impossible to get Spinda, except for through Bank transfer, which is something you have to pay for. I am beyond words.
Being prime minister of the uk has a higher regret rate than being trans
So the solution is to ban prime ministers

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Fuck it. I know Geeta’s going to be role compression (I often find myself wanting Poison Zone when I’m using Atticus), and I know Diantha’s set to be the next big Fairy attacker, but I’m still gonna pull for Summer Akari, at least until the arc suits drop. I was gonna try to push for Ethan for the rest of his banner, just so I had the whole New Bark trio with all the Beasts, but again I say, fuck it. I have Kris, I have Lyra, let Ethan be the one left out for a change!
That's the spirit!
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