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there is so much to unpack in this clip
Like the talk about Pokémon strength did make me think and like... I wonder if Absol would be better if it was a fairy type. (Granted I think being a Dark/fairy type would have made a lot of sense, especially as a mega. But that's neither here nor there.)
And I'm not just saying that because that's a change I decided to do in the Fangame I'm working on alongside giving it basically a dark/fairy type version of what used to be Hawlucha's move (with a bit less power but higher accuracy and high crit instead of always hitting after minimise) because I thought it'd be cool.
So, the answer to that is "probably not."
Unrelated to anything, but what the actual fuck is happening in Gen 9 OU? Last I saw, the tier was extremely different. Primarina is OU now? Like good for her but how and when? Moltes is OU? MOLTRES? When did they demote Darkrai and Deoxys-Speed? Tyranitar was RU last I looked. Alomomola is back, for some reason? Also how the hell is Skeledirge the only starter to properly drop; I thought Quaquaval was UU, but now it's UUBL, and apparently Meowscarada dropped that way too.

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"megazardx2: Honestly, it kind of doubly stings for me, because I like pretty much EVERY Pokémon, even though I like some more than others, and I want to see them all do well. So not only do I have to witness this clear lack of care for making every ‘mon as viable as possible, but my absolute faves are the ones hit the hardest. This is why I like Pokérogue; almost every Pokémon gets to be viable in that game thanks to their passive Abilities and Egg Moves. Heck, they managed to make LUMINEON a powerhouse by giving it Water Bubble!"
So. Okay, I'm going to try my best to parse my thoughts on this.
Oh yeah, no, that one’s also awful. Infiltrator is only really good for bypassing Substitute, and to my knowledge, that move is non-existent in Doubles, and fairly rare in Singles. So like. Definitely not great in tandem with its stat spread not being phenomenally improved.
Welp, time for Roxie, Corbeau and I to go drown our sorrows at a pub someplace, ‘cause our GOAT Scolipede got SHELL ARMOR for his Mega Ability. Wasn’t it enough for him to lose Aqua Tail back in Gen 8 and First Impression, Mortal Spin AND U-turn from Z-A to Champions, Game Freak? You just HAD make him an eternal mid-tier, didn’t you?
I swear, 90% of the things I like the most in life end up being treated/viewed like garbage; at least Staraptor gets to tear everyone up with Contrary. *Sigh* I don’t know why I care; it’s not like I’ve ever been a serious competitive player anyways, and this just gives me even less motivation.
Okay, wow, that's. Hmm. That's not the best pick. Like I'd at least get it in the case of an equivalent ability to Mega Slowbro, but Scolipede has none of the boosting or healing options to make that kind of ability threatening so like. This is just an objectively bad pick. Like this is such an odd mega; Bug/Poison is decent but not exceptional, speed drops too low to make use of pre-Mega Speed Boost, defenses are solid but not exceptional and the lack of offense-boosting on ability means that it's not the heaviest of threats. I don't really know what they were thinking. Probably nothing.
And like. I get it. Sincerely, I do, my favorites routinely also suck, or worse, are like on the cusp of being good but held back by some stupid bullshit. And I also really get the idea of "It's not like I play competitive, but I'm still pissed," because I too do not play competitive anything but still often sort things based on competitive utility. I think it's just...the feeling of the pattern. Even when I'm away from the source of it, I can assess whether something is good or not, and I know when something's designed to be shit-tier garbage, or given an absolutely awful hand for literally no reason. And it sucks. Because you can also see the things that they do prioritize. "Sorry Crystal, we can't make Lurantis good, and Nihilego and Primarina are mid as fuck, but don't worry! Incineroar is a doubles god."
As per my last clay tablet,
CCing Ibbi-Ilabrat on this one just to make sure we’re all on the same page!
“The sesame is visibly dying” makes me lose it every time. My sesame #mysesame
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i need everyone to get into college football right now i am dying to talk about the texas tech situation. this is the kind of thing that will be referenced for the next 100 years. there will be documentaries and biopics about this.
no one asked but here
texas tech's quartback, brendan sorsby, was investigated for sports gambling. i know sports betting is all the rage right now, but athletes themselves are not allowed to do it. it is Rule Number 1 and it is the highest priority rule for the National Collegiate Athletic Association (NCAA), who governs all athletic programs at about 1,100 colleges in the US.
the invesitagetion of sorsby revealed that, not only did he place more than 9,000 sports bets when he himself was a collegiate athlete, but 40 of those bets were AGAINST HIS OWN TEAM when he was playing at indiana university. immediately, this threatens the integrity of the sport, and especially because indiana is the hottest team right now as the defending national champion.
the NCAA, which is largely a sham organization these days (they've truly lost their grasp and college athletics are the wild west now) actually enforced their Number 1 Rule and told sorsby his career is over, that he would never play college football again (and, subsequently, that he would never get drafted into the NFL because his college career was cut short).
well, because the NCAA is a husk of its former self, sorsby and texad tech immediately took this to court. MANY athletes have learned these past few seasons that if you can find a judge who's a fan of your team, you can get any NCAA ruling overturned. that's exactly what texas tech did. they filed a suit in Lubbock, where the university is located and where every judge is an alum of texas tech. so sorsby was granted an injunction and will now only be suspended for the first 2 games od the 2026 season (which are alwayd against no-name teams that will be destroyed regardless of who's suspended).
every other school in the country immediately went on the defensive because this is a very clear integretiy issue. so nebraska and georgia (sic em dawgs) released statements saying that all currently-scheduled competitions witb Texas Tech in ANY sport will be canceled and there will be no future schedulings. at least 3 of the major conferences (SEC, Big 10, Big 12) , who account for almost all division 1 sports teams in the country, are also in discussions about cancelling comtests. Texas Tech is part of the Big 12, and there is serious talk of all other teams in the conference shutting texas tech out.
now would probably be time where i say that texas tech is one of the wealthiest programs in college football becaise there is a single billionaire alumnus pouring money into the program with hopes of essentially buying a championship. so texas techs integrity has always been questionable. anyway, the university president put oit a statement that he doesnt care that sorseby violated regulation and that texas tech will sue any school that refuses to play them because it jeopardizes their championship prospects if they're umable to play any games.
this is all just startomg but its so juicy and delicious. the NCAA is going to crumble to dust if they cannot get this injunction overturned. schools like georgia and nebraska have plenty of money so a suit isnt necessarily a concern, but this will absolutely change college football forever. i cant stop reading about it.
update on this: texas tech is claiming that every school who has/is considering cancelling all contests is "afraid" that texas tech is better than them. what's funny about this is that sorsby's stats are average. he is not good enough for this kind of protection. many schools who have already cancelled or are considering it have much better quarterbacks than sorsby. also, texas tech's head coach had said that it's actually ok that sorsby bet against his own team because it "its not murder or assault."
the attorney general of texas has threatened to investigate the Big 12 conference if they sanction Texas Tech
the claim is now that texas texh university just cares so much about brendan sorsbys mental health that they have to sue everyone who calls this an integrity violation. any other school who wouldnt defend an athlete that committed this violation "doesnt care about mental health"
being a Bandit is pretty great. Just got a new place with a couple friends, in Doghammer Cave (long history of hammering dogs there). It's pretty nice for the area! Zero bedrooms zero bathrooms, but it's got a falling spikeball trap in the entrance and a couple big linear multipurpose rooms full of barrels. I put a couple gold coins in each barrel. Really makes it feel like home.
Our leader is Klade Doghammer (long history of hammering dogs). He's the only one of us with a name. He likes to sit in the last room (our house has a last room because it's linear) at a desk with a half-finished page of notebook about how he'll get revenge on the town someday. My best friend Female Archer Bandit said the people in the town don't even consider us human. She says if you stay a bandit long enough they kill you for money. Sometimes when she and I are alone on watch late at night I get a funny feeling in my bandit parts. I think I just heard the falling spikeball trap go off. We didn't invite anyone over today but I hope it's someone friendly. Being a bandit is pretty great.
Citations could be so awesome without copyright. Imagine just being able to click on a footnote and it takes you to the exact section of another book being quoted. Imagine how much that would do for stemming misinformation.
The Ikea biphobia couch is the funniest thing that's ever happened. We found it gang. Nothing will ever top it in terms of being funny.
The what???
The Ikea biphobia couch.
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I don't know what to tell you man.
That was the exact thought process

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