Like the talk about Pokémon strength did make me think and like... I wonder if Absol would be better if it was a fairy type. (Granted I think being a Dark/fairy type would have made a lot of sense, especially as a mega. But that's neither here nor there.)
And I'm not just saying that because that's a change I decided to do in the Fangame I'm working on alongside giving it basically a dark/fairy type version of what used to be Hawlucha's move (with a bit less power but higher accuracy and high crit instead of always hitting after minimise) because I thought it'd be cool.
So, the answer to that is "probably not."
Fairy is a stronger defensive type, but Absol's problem often isn't its defensive ability, it's speed tier. Moreover, the base form's physically oriented, and Fairy has really bad physical options, while Dark has priority to solve the speed tier. I don't think it would really boost Absol's utility solely based on type.
Dark/Fairy on mega, by contrast, could be tremendous, especially considering that Dark and Fairy is a fairly solid powerful combo for offense. The mixed offense would allow it to push special, which packs Moonblast and Dark Pulse, and gets its superior coverage. It's just an odd stat spread beyond that, given that physical attack doesn't get quite the same benefit.
So just Fairy base Absol? I'd say probably worse, solely based on harder access to good physical coverage. Dark/Fairy, objectively better for STAB coverage purposes.
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Unrelated to anything, but what the actual fuck is happening in Gen 9 OU? Last I saw, the tier was extremely different. Primarina is OU now? Like good for her but how and when? Moltes is OU? MOLTRES? When did they demote Darkrai and Deoxys-Speed? Tyranitar was RU last I looked. Alomomola is back, for some reason? Also how the hell is Skeledirge the only starter to properly drop; I thought Quaquaval was UU, but now it's UUBL, and apparently Meowscarada dropped that way too.
"megazardx2: Honestly, it kind of doubly stings for me, because I like pretty much EVERY Pokémon, even though I like some more than others, and I want to see them all do well. So not only do I have to witness this clear lack of care for making every ‘mon as viable as possible, but my absolute faves are the ones hit the hardest. This is why I like Pokérogue; almost every Pokémon gets to be viable in that game thanks to their passive Abilities and Egg Moves. Heck, they managed to make LUMINEON a powerhouse by giving it Water Bubble!"
So. Okay, I'm going to try my best to parse my thoughts on this.
Honestly there are two issues here, but they intersect and it depends heavily on which one is being prioritized, and how well the goal is oriented toward that.
By main game viability, most Pokemon are fine. But there are obvious and clear gaps in power and utility. Bibarel is not going to do as well as Garchomp, for instance, even in base game. But it's not as clear cut as just stats and ability. I've repeatedly talked about how absolutely garbage Hydreigon is in Gen 5's main game, compared to something like Durant, who is RU but honestly an insanely good pick for the E4 that needs minimal investment.
Under the paradigm of main game utility, having shittier Pokemon does serve a purpose. There's variety, but you may have to do something different to make it work. Oh, you want to run Delcatty in Emerald? Good luck...unless you're doing Calm Mind and have Iron Defense/Double Team Mawile, then you can do some nonsense against Steven's fight. Or maybe you just love, say, Ninetales. Ninetales is not good at all in Gen 1 or even FRLG, but with the investment she packs enough neutral utility to contribute in endgame despite how disadvantages she is. In essence, the choice of Pokemon becomes your difficulty modifier: instead of selecting "hard mode," your harder challenge is natural to the system, you just pick lower order Pokemon or refuse to evolve. In this scenario, it can be frustrating when something is too weak (Ledian, for instance, having virtually no use), but it's far less damning because now there's a project and an appeal to doing something ridiculous.
But that's not really what Pokemon focuses on. They focus on competitive. It's been their central concern since...well, XY at the absolute latest is when it trumped main game experience, though I'd argue the trend started in Gen 3 with the adjustment to EVs, which weren't as hindered by the new Doubles format they were selling as the new competitive format.
Given the competitive angle, you run into separate problems. On the one hand, yes, everyone wants perfect balance, for anything to be viable and useful. This is pure fantasy. You can argue that they could be doing better, but there will never be perfect balance. Some things will always find a way to stand out as stronger picks; just look at Smogon's odd meta picks, like the "everything has 100s across the board stats" and how wildly this influences rankings, but still creates a meta. There's no possible way to balance perfectly.
But it is staggeringly easy to figure out when they didn't even bother trying. "Oh my god, what a cute little fox, its tail covers its footprints while it steals things how darling! Shame it's an early game creature with shit stats and movepool and sub-optimal ability." Like you can feel the disregard. When you build out your focus of your games as the next link in competitive, rather than an in-game experience, the recognition that some things are doomed to suck feels bad. Like you assholes know that competitive is the endgoal, it's the entire reason you refuse to allow multiple saves on a single cart and make such a big deal about "Your adventure" as a singular unique experience each generation; if the goal isn't replay value (and it never has been), then it's about the post-game competitive experience and the game is intended to die on transition to the new generation, or even new game. So why is it that we're still doing this filler nonsense of an early game bug that has never had a modicum of competitive viability? You can't do something different for this particular archetype? It just gets old, like having every goddamned pseudo-legend be Dragon. Do something different! It didn't even start this way!
But more to the point, it feels that way in part because it is that way. Like, statistically, how big is a top meta set? Smogon's SV OU meta has 41 Pokemon. Out of over 1000. Even cutting that number to half based on evolutionary lines, that's less than 10% being relevant. So by numbers, most people's favorites are trash. But then you filter it down a bit and it's even easier to pinpoint. Is your favorite a legendary or a pseudo-legend? It's probably fantastic. If your favorite definitively cute in design? It probably sucks. Like you can tell viability in most situations by type alone, given how often stronger abilities and expansive movepools tend to correlate to specific types. Are you a Bug or Ice type? Enjoy zero coverage, shit stats/stat allocation, and poor abilities, bitch. Are you a Dragon type? Enjoy massive stats, perfect allocation, potent abilities, and unbelievable coverage.
What I'm trying to say is, as a Psychic and Grass fan whose aesthetic skews toward the feminine, and whose favorite animal types are cats and foxes, I am very used to my favorites being absolute dogshit, but I'm still mad about it every goddamned generation.
Oh yeah, no, that one’s also awful. Infiltrator is only really good for bypassing Substitute, and to my knowledge, that move is non-existent in Doubles, and fairly rare in Singles. So like. Definitely not great in tandem with its stat spread not being phenomenally improved.
Welp, time for Roxie, Corbeau and I to go drown our sorrows at a pub someplace, ‘cause our GOAT Scolipede got SHELL ARMOR for his Mega Ability. Wasn’t it enough for him to lose Aqua Tail back in Gen 8 and First Impression, Mortal Spin AND U-turn from Z-A to Champions, Game Freak? You just HAD make him an eternal mid-tier, didn’t you?
I swear, 90% of the things I like the most in life end up being treated/viewed like garbage; at least Staraptor gets to tear everyone up with Contrary. *Sigh* I don’t know why I care; it’s not like I’ve ever been a serious competitive player anyways, and this just gives me even less motivation.
Okay, wow, that's. Hmm. That's not the best pick. Like I'd at least get it in the case of an equivalent ability to Mega Slowbro, but Scolipede has none of the boosting or healing options to make that kind of ability threatening so like. This is just an objectively bad pick. Like this is such an odd mega; Bug/Poison is decent but not exceptional, speed drops too low to make use of pre-Mega Speed Boost, defenses are solid but not exceptional and the lack of offense-boosting on ability means that it's not the heaviest of threats. I don't really know what they were thinking. Probably nothing.
And like. I get it. Sincerely, I do, my favorites routinely also suck, or worse, are like on the cusp of being good but held back by some stupid bullshit. And I also really get the idea of "It's not like I play competitive, but I'm still pissed," because I too do not play competitive anything but still often sort things based on competitive utility. I think it's just...the feeling of the pattern. Even when I'm away from the source of it, I can assess whether something is good or not, and I know when something's designed to be shit-tier garbage, or given an absolutely awful hand for literally no reason. And it sucks. Because you can also see the things that they do prioritize. "Sorry Crystal, we can't make Lurantis good, and Nihilego and Primarina are mid as fuck, but don't worry! Incineroar is a doubles god."
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i need everyone to get into college football right now i am dying to talk about the texas tech situation. this is the kind of thing that will be referenced for the next 100 years. there will be documentaries and biopics about this.
texas tech's quartback, brendan sorsby, was investigated for sports gambling. i know sports betting is all the rage right now, but athletes themselves are not allowed to do it. it is Rule Number 1 and it is the highest priority rule for the National Collegiate Athletic Association (NCAA), who governs all athletic programs at about 1,100 colleges in the US.
the invesitagetion of sorsby revealed that, not only did he place more than 9,000 sports bets when he himself was a collegiate athlete, but 40 of those bets were AGAINST HIS OWN TEAM when he was playing at indiana university. immediately, this threatens the integrity of the sport, and especially because indiana is the hottest team right now as the defending national champion.
the NCAA, which is largely a sham organization these days (they've truly lost their grasp and college athletics are the wild west now) actually enforced their Number 1 Rule and told sorsby his career is over, that he would never play college football again (and, subsequently, that he would never get drafted into the NFL because his college career was cut short).
well, because the NCAA is a husk of its former self, sorsby and texad tech immediately took this to court. MANY athletes have learned these past few seasons that if you can find a judge who's a fan of your team, you can get any NCAA ruling overturned. that's exactly what texas tech did. they filed a suit in Lubbock, where the university is located and where every judge is an alum of texas tech. so sorsby was granted an injunction and will now only be suspended for the first 2 games od the 2026 season (which are alwayd against no-name teams that will be destroyed regardless of who's suspended).
every other school in the country immediately went on the defensive because this is a very clear integretiy issue. so nebraska and georgia (sic em dawgs) released statements saying that all currently-scheduled competitions witb Texas Tech in ANY sport will be canceled and there will be no future schedulings. at least 3 of the major conferences (SEC, Big 10, Big 12) , who account for almost all division 1 sports teams in the country, are also in discussions about cancelling comtests. Texas Tech is part of the Big 12, and there is serious talk of all other teams in the conference shutting texas tech out.
now would probably be time where i say that texas tech is one of the wealthiest programs in college football becaise there is a single billionaire alumnus pouring money into the program with hopes of essentially buying a championship. so texas techs integrity has always been questionable. anyway, the university president put oit a statement that he doesnt care that sorseby violated regulation and that texas tech will sue any school that refuses to play them because it jeopardizes their championship prospects if they're umable to play any games.
this is all just startomg but its so juicy and delicious. the NCAA is going to crumble to dust if they cannot get this injunction overturned. schools like georgia and nebraska have plenty of money so a suit isnt necessarily a concern, but this will absolutely change college football forever. i cant stop reading about it.
update on this: texas tech is claiming that every school who has/is considering cancelling all contests is "afraid" that texas tech is better than them. what's funny about this is that sorsby's stats are average. he is not good enough for this kind of protection. many schools who have already cancelled or are considering it have much better quarterbacks than sorsby. also, texas tech's head coach had said that it's actually ok that sorsby bet against his own team because it "its not murder or assault."
the claim is now that texas texh university just cares so much about brendan sorsbys mental health that they have to sue everyone who calls this an integrity violation. any other school who wouldnt defend an athlete that committed this violation "doesnt care about mental health"
being a Bandit is pretty great. Just got a new place with a couple friends, in Doghammer Cave (long history of hammering dogs there). It's pretty nice for the area! Zero bedrooms zero bathrooms, but it's got a falling spikeball trap in the entrance and a couple big linear multipurpose rooms full of barrels. I put a couple gold coins in each barrel. Really makes it feel like home.
Our leader is Klade Doghammer (long history of hammering dogs). He's the only one of us with a name. He likes to sit in the last room (our house has a last room because it's linear) at a desk with a half-finished page of notebook about how he'll get revenge on the town someday. My best friend Female Archer Bandit said the people in the town don't even consider us human. She says if you stay a bandit long enough they kill you for money. Sometimes when she and I are alone on watch late at night I get a funny feeling in my bandit parts. I think I just heard the falling spikeball trap go off. We didn't invite anyone over today but I hope it's someone friendly. Being a bandit is pretty great.
Citations could be so awesome without copyright. Imagine just being able to click on a footnote and it takes you to the exact section of another book being quoted. Imagine how much that would do for stemming misinformation.
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As per the average nexomon fan I survive off of implications and crumbs but I'm actually so soft over Ulrich mentor and his relationship with Solus+ the kids. Grunda, who in his wretched nightmare (yes, technically the protag's but I choose to believe it was based on something) where he fashioned himself a nurturer and a protector... Did he, a titan, firstborn of a vile god enjoy being a sibling to the brood? Stolen moments between stoic indifference and cruelty? Did he look at these orphans and feel warmth for the first time in millenia? Did he learn to style their hair and read stories to them and teach them how to read, to write, what their favourite color was and which is their chosen plushie? Did he smile when Solus thrived despite it all? He, the closest to a parent they never had and maybe never truly will find in his sister?
Anyway, I'd like to think he. Uh. Gave them piggyback rides and maybe got really annoying about making sure they were piled in jackets for the winter. Did he cut their toast in funny little nexomon shapes? I think he did
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So I’m reading a book that discusses the original meaning of the word “meme.”
“Unit of cultural transmission.” Effectively passing on an idea. Which means that this-
-is an accurate use of the term’s original meaning, because he is in fact coaxing you into thinking exactly as he does by handing you his memory chip. His meme does, in fact, infect you. Or at least Aria.