retail has destroyed my mental health lmao

the greatest scam of therapy is bamboozling people into thinking they’re going to drag a big eraser over their lives once or twice and then transform into a stable employable marketable version of themselves that finally deserves a crumb of respect

the greatest curse I could ever bestow on my worst enemy would be to make them genuinely want to become slightly less crazy 😂

take the drugs talk to the shrink do the reading write the journal entries water the plants grow the green onions in the window learn to make pie crust dig a potato field kill your dad these are all perfectly good pathways to more a peaceful and dignified way to live but you are never going to be less crazy

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

we're actually in a youtube video if this turns out to be funny enough

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

my fav pokemon fact is that 25% of marill are canonically trans masc