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“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat
comedians can only dream of writing something this funny
applying for jobs is the ADHD torment nexus because you don't want to do it which activates an inability to initiate the task/executive dysfunction, and everyone in your life keeps telling you to do more applications which activates the pathological demand avoidance, and then when you somehow drag yourself through the demand avoidance enough to actually do it (which also makes you feel like shit because of course it wasn't that hard, why didn't you just do it sooner) you then get rejected at the end of doing the boring fucking task, which activates the rejection sensitive dysphoria. and then you've got to fucking do it all over again. and again and again and again because there are no fucking jobs at the moment.
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When you meet Edward Elric he gives off the impression that he's the short-tempered hot-headed "violence is the answer to all life's questions" kind of protagonist, and it's in fact incredible character craft that he's actually the character who ends the series with a negative-3 kill count.
people killed: 0
direct orders of "you really really need to kill this guy" ignored: 1
ongoing murders being committed by Ed's own friends/colleagues that Ed got in the way of to specifically stop that murder from happening: 2
God's worst soldier Edward Elric. Showed up as the youngest member of the Amestrian army, took millions of dollars from them, never followed a single order, helped dismantle their fascist regime, left with a lower kill count than he arrived with, then fucked off to go be a house-husband. Character of all time.

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The contrast in their ""mentorship"" is hilarious.
I started drawing a draft for a "Make Your Own Deltarune Vessel" picrew and it has quickly spun out of control
So here's some of what I've got rn
im fucking crying
smartest cat ever!

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Some brush test and realistic art style study. Idk I just love this princess so much
extra - thought that would be funny
For all that the 1800s etiquette guides are--obviously--derangedly sexist from a modern perspective? They're also mindblowing in how casually they will assert things that MODERN DAY CONSERVATIVES would scream and cry and shit their pants about.
"People back then always married young it's natural!!!" Every single 1800s guide I've ever met casually mentions that, of course, you really shouldn't get married before you're at least 20, and waiting until 25 is usually better.
Or, like. Okay here's a long segment:
Just firmly going "it is crazy sexist to blame The Wife for overspending when thirty seconds of asking questions will immediately establish that her husband was outright lying to her about how much money they had. Talk to your wife like a normal person."
Or--okay, here. A section on being honest and not writing love letters in secret, because that's usually a good sign that there's something untoward going on....
....except that he then immediately acknowledges that sometimes, the reason you're hiding this from your parents is that your parents suck. That there are parents who frankly have not earned the right to approve or disapprove of your partner.
(I realize the phrasing there sounds a lot less strong than my summary, but--trust me on this. When you're familiar with the narrative voice of these kinds of books, this passage is downright radical. The mere acknowledgement that if you treat your kids badly, it's your own damn fault when they don't talk to you? I've genuinely never seen that before in this genre. Don't freak out over "properly trained", either. It's just a linguistic shift--at the time, "training" was used the way we would say "raising" a child today. )
"Delete all the nudes and sexts after a breakup or you're a piece of shit" has been the standard expectation since EIGHT. TEEN. EIGHTY. FIVE.
"Men and women being friends with each other is literally normal. Don't be a controlling freak."
Anyway I was wrong the publishing date is actually 1882 so like.
"If you have to abuse a child to keep order in your classroom then you're a bad teacher."
So like @ the modern Republican party, are the "traditional family values" in the fucking room with us right now--
Loved the Edgeworth outfit
So who is Phoenix? The Vessel?
Maybe lean out
[ID: a tweet by kendall @/internetfairie: "ever since i was a little girl i have loved staying up really late hanging out with myself and thinking about stuff and things". Posted 9/22/25. End ID.]

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Go! Rocky, Go!
Every time theres a heatwave, generative AI programs should be the very first thing shut down, as they are a completely and utterly unessential waste of water. But instead, peoples flowers are dying because theyre not allowed to use their fucking garden hose.