chunky yet funky

guy whos email is mario19 cuz he is 19 years old and when hes 20 he deletes the old mail and resigns up to every service with mario20 and when he gets to mario25 and its in use already he solidifies into a stone statue and stays in stasis for a year

I hate how 3 pm is so close to 2 pm so there's an illusion that there's still time left in the day to do things but in reality 3 pm is also close to 4 pm and if it's close to 4 pm you might as well just wait till tomorrow. <- can't argue against this by the way.

They were opened in AUGUST 2001. Oh my god. That's both hilarious and tragic.

this is a fucking futurama bit

wHERE TH FUCK IM I

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"