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i am not a human fire text thingies i made today

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has tumblr seen this photo that james ortiz posted of himself holding rocky because oh my god
that’s his real son that he gave birth to. grace better watch out bc james is about to steal the title of rocky’s number one fan
There’s no mobility aids in the game so I just gave him a pet cane
I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are
Not deterred by the closed door
Working as a group
Protecting their identities
Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction
Getting away at the end
These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere
This is easily the funniest fucking thing that's happened this year
I also think that doing this with scientology instead of a larger religious or financial institution helps because your going to get less backlash from those institutions, the public, and the government, scientology is generally recognized as a silly organization and fucking with them is more acceptable and seen as more politically neutral
I'm hoping that this trend organically extends to other institutions as the meme progresses, possibly as an attempt to break into something more difficult than a scientology building, using the skills that they're currently developing
This is easily
the funniest fucking thing
that’s happened this year
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
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the productivity creatures
I love you guys but I think a lot of you are the kind of people who are susceptible to falling in with a cult.
You’re right. We should all band together under a trustworthy and influential leader who can keep us safe from outside threats
the weird assumption that transmascs listen to sappy sad softboy music is funny cuz I'm over here bumping illmatic by Nas
I love good #music
"scroll back up!" and it's a painting which you clocked as a painting immediately
For a brief second I thought this was part of the previous post on my tl and the car onions were the painting in question </3
scroll 📜 back up! 🆙☝️ there's onion 🧅 and garlic 🧄 in the car seat 🚗💺

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feel free to cite the deep magic to me witch i was there when it was written but my memory is like REEEEALLY shitty
u/Fine-Dog-9874
knew this woman who used to be a gay man and when he was a gay man he liked ‘ironically’ referring to himself as she/her and so when he came out as a woman he decided the next logical step was to also switch his pronouns to he/him.
awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?
i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users
would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.
that’s not the whole flag, now is it
hey staff what the fuck
hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose
HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

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if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"
Do not let your child suffer from spicy bananas!
or spicy strawberries (did not know they were supposed to just be sweet)
k but imagine Rocky wanting to learn about how humans became the apex predators of their planet so he has Grace “hunt” him in the biodome as an experiment and during it he thinks Grace isn’t trying or taking it seriously which is bad bad bad because this is for research purposes
only for Rocky to get more and more tired as the experiment goes on just to realize that Grace isn’t which makes him panic so he puts as much distance as he can between them and finds a (hopefully) safe spot to sleep and when he wakes up the human is crouching over him like “got youuu” and Rocky has never shrieked so damn loud before in his life