hey gey

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

I feel like Brennan watched this and then decided on City Council of Darkness as the next D20 campaign

i'm typing numbers you've never heard of into excel cells you've never seen

just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around

I also reblog this guys dead wife.

God you’re so polite to service workers it’s sooo hot 🥵

Oh that's really cool

I get what you're saying I do but that is not at all normal distribution

Sorry for being horny, but like, life is hard and so am I

Me everytime

I super do not want to