lunar waltz

I’m stupid and bi and it’s all u need to know about me

I MISS THE HEADPHONE JACK FUCK YOU!!!!!!

If I had a space ship I would make having sex against the rules on my spaceship to make the sex we have on my spaceship even hotter on my space ship

They just invented the world’s fastest sandwich. They’re calling it the autobáhn mì

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

what a beautiful time of year everyone is growing veegtables for me spacifically, one problem though you need to make fences shorter im sure its a mistake but i cant reach some of them

hello imptortant message from deer youyr doing it agen. i cant eet the vegbals you are growing for me like this

going to the room labeled "men", the mens room, to see some men

wtf theres just a buncha fucking toilece in here

Honestly? I never really liked this post that much, not even when i posted it

Im craving... $000,000

Check your Venmo :)🤭

STOPPP YOU DIDNT