save your tears for another day

i lovve these flyin fucks i wwant one one day

are you fucking kidding me?! this movie made my heart wither and die and you call fuckin celebi a fuckin onion fairy?

rest in peace you fucking onion fairy

No. Celebi is not an onion fairy.

that’s not even celebi’s real species you dog shit

there is no onion type yo fuckwit

I found it

This has to be like an ancient relic or something

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

The fattest kitten at work hates humans SO MUCH. He doesn’t want to get picked up, he doesn’t want a cuddle. we’re all like, you should have thought about that before you decided to be the fattest little baby in existence. You think we’re not going to pick you up? You think we’re not going to kiss you? You’re so fat

do you have a picture of the little guy

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this