CrunchyBones

Don't start me on the lyrical content of concept albums because I will never shut up about it

Also. I hate when people use that disenchanted lyric to make a point about hypocrisy because it's a concept album!!! Its purpose is to portray a character!!! Do these people also think Gerards dad took him to a parade and said all that shit verbatim

we did it! we saved the fucking whales!!!!

[ID: traditional gouache painting of a tabby cat sleeping on a mountain of pillows with floral fabrics in vibrant pink and teal hues. a small german shepherd dog plushie sits in a pillow next to the cat, seemingly on watch. end ID.]

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.

@skelpiescool us at that one gig i did

is that my chemical romance?

OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr

but it actually is my chemical romance

this is the funniest fuckibg thing I’ve ever seen

I’ve…. seen this everywhere except on Tumblr itself. It’s the blessed post.

It’s not that a prison can’t be nice sometimes, it’s just that you can’t leave

The fact Zac Oyama is playing a hot sexy 80s vampire rn and is barely getting hit on by the table with his hotness being more of a gag but back when he played a 90 year old cowboy they were all salivating for him.

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

Instead you should invest in a sex toy autoclave

Stealing autoclave tape from the lab for the bi-monthly community dildo sterilisation day

There was something so perfectly satisfying about Zaeth getting out of trouble not by dodging responsibility like always but by owning it, by saying “this was my choice and I had the right to make it, because this is my fucking town.”

"which choice in this game about choice is the most interesting/right choice so i can choose that one?" THE POINT IS THAT YOU MAKE DECISIONS AND EXPERIENCE THE CONSEQUENCES

"but what if i choose wrong" THAT PRESSURE IS PART OF THE EXPERIENCE THE DESIGNERS WANT YOU TO HAVE