*cool finger guns*

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

Sometimes my dad likes to put little pills in my food. And in those pills is more of the food.

Analog horror series about your friend getting a boyfriend

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

fuck yeah

The loudest guy in the fucking world: hey man

There's more after 'hey man' but you're deaf now

if you interacted with a tumblr post too late (like, 150+ years after it was posted) your account would be labeled as a [SNOOTH] and everyone would make fun of you and there was no way to get rid of your [SNOOTH] status

Like this post to have everything ever happen to you

One thing about the Euros is that the English still haven’t quite adjusted to the Queen dying so during the national anthem they keep singing “God Save The Quing” like there’s a non-binary monarch on the throne.

"Hey there Queen. I mean they," -the British

agnostic is lowkey the funniest belief system it's just like yeah idk it's none of my business