moth intellectual

Been getting really into orange juice lately

The human body is such bullshit, I hate having to google shit like "why am I having stress symptoms when there are no sources of stress in my life".

The human body is such bullshit, why is it possible for me to accidentally get a chunk of ham in my nasal cavity.

??????

I plan on watching a movie at some point in the future

my luminous pipe

theyre just jealous

tube :)

A pipe with a golden glow symbolizes the favor of heaven

what happens if I touch it tho

You have to fight Speef

cock rings? aren’t you gonna answer?

Unreliable narrators are one hell of an idea. You can just write whatever, and if a reader points out "hey the way this scene happened should not be physically possible if it's done the way this character described it", you can just be like "yeah I don't trust that fucker either."

i was in my room and someone knocked on the door so i screamed “WHAT” very viciously because i was watching spn and this very handsome guy walks in with a vacuum and hes like “im ur cleaning lady im here to clean OOH IS THAT SUPERNATURAL” and he just drops the vacuum and sits on my bed and now we’re watching spn together what do i do

its been 12 years and y'all still reblog this post every day can we drop it please 😭

Matching your freak is beautiful and all but what you really need is a boy who's infatuated with your freak. Down bad for your freak. Deeply intrigued by your freak. Eager to see more of your freak. Supportive of your freak. Gets bricked up witnessing your freak, even.

Beautiful ~ Architecture ~

all i do anymore is have a cut on my finger

any shit resonates with you people