Sleeby

spending 20 dollars is easy but once you do it 5 times uh oh

you should be able to spend 20 dollars at least 10 times before it adds up to one hundred dollars

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

I offer limitless entertainment

there’s got to be at least one trans woman named eve out there whose deadname is adam. and she’s the funniest person to ever grace this earth with her presence.

I feel so appreciated :3

WE FOUND HER!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOD SAID ADAM AND EVE SO SHE WAS BOTH

I said this same thing! Except I’m also bi so I add to it a little 😇

yes, babe, you're sick and twisted, will you come back to bed- what? yes, of course you're evil and irredeemable. now can you please cuddle with me

i love ponyo. it’s just like “yeah here’s this bizarro wizard who used to be human but is now amphibious and trying to bring about the apocalypse via elixirs and such who’s married to a gigantic powerful sea goddess who seems charmed by humanity but also doesnt care enough about them to stop her husband from trying to annihilate them. anyway, ignore all that: one of their goldfish children has a crush on a human boy!” and they were right

Why do you have that blacklisted in the first place? Seems oddly specific

because I hate americans and redditors next question

Don’t wanna be an American Redditor

[Image description: A tweet by @/hayche_pylori that reads: "i'm such a slut for casual intimacy. like yesss rest your chin on my shoulder while we're in line at the grocery store, i live for that shit". /End description]

We actually have been trying to sell your info but it's all shit and no one wants it

wild that this has taken off outside of wizard tumblr because the original context for this was that i trapped 30 thousand people in a maze