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on april 11th 2020, me and pyro ruined kris’ life

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pentecost

i saw this painting at mount vernon and almost started crying

drewbern

You cropped out the best part

“check this shit out mang”

bewbin

long range melee weapon

bisexualwario

wildlifewednesdays

A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)

docwithtardisfez

I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds

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nightonblogmountain

THAT’S THE SOUND IT MAKES!?!?!?

UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE

why-animals-do-the-thing

We got asked if this is cute and okay. I can very happily say yes, this is stupid cute and those are happy porcupine noises.

One of my favorite things about doing zoo work was all the noises you never realize the animals make when they’re excited or interested in a new thing. Coatimundis squeak and snuffle, and giant porcupines make that sound.

typhoidmeri

Omgggg the sounds.

gigi-tastic

Teddy is back on my dash and all is right with the world

bears-official

WE ALMOST TO OCTOBRE POST OF PUNKINBEARS

go-drink-the-kool-aid-deactivat

I am crying i love Teddy so much

grorges

this is SO dumb but take it. the idea just decided to eat my brain

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spoon-crossing

Tommy neglected to inform me about the body

sixthrock

retrogamingblog2

Spinning Pokemon Move Pins made by reallybigdill

crumchy-boi

@flurry-of-beaus

transgarrett

microsoft outlook is taking the bioware approach and giving me the option to romance my coworker now

babyanimalgifs

Shelter created hilarious profiles for their cats to help them find forever homes

awakecorgi704-deactivated202007

booty shorts that read “do not resuscitate”

airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat

that only works if they find you ass up but I guess you have plans

helianthus-hellion

fanny pack that says “please turn over”

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henstomper

too many people see evolution as just animals becoming better animals when the truth is that theres a species of boar that evolved to die because its tusks grow into its skull because the males with long tusks fuck the most

paleo-mammalia

Yep.

And don’t forget the Irsih elk, which supposedly went extinct because its antlers were too bleeding huge for it to function, and the ladies wouldn’t bang a man if his antlers were not huge enough.

megaceros

small fat low poly birbs

murkypluviophile-blog

jiggle, my sons

wildmansters

The best use of jiggle physics

omghotmemes

Google Earth is Amazing

kingscrown666

Wait for it…

hereisisa

everytime. i laugh like an idiot everytime

thedreamyperidot

@unnaturaldecay

medoisa

this is a lot funnier when u know that this is the place where julius caesar got stabbed. its a cat sanctury

davinky-deactivated20210909

i ate an edible and saw cats 2019 and let me tell you i was NOT ready for the main cats name to be my name too and when one of those fuckers onscreen said my name i JUMPED

davinky-deactivated20210909

cats on a 50 ft tall screen: “VICTORIA!”

me, white-knuckle gripping my bfs forearm: “we have to go right now immediately or i am GOING to die.”

insinirate

husbands and their many many blankets

crumchy-boi

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kaijuno

This video has utterly undone me

thefaginogion

[All with thick, scottish accents]

Lad 1: An' you're sure I'm not gonna die? ...ah- no- I can't, I canne get- no, no

Lad 1: *hits bong*

*2 lads off camera squealing and laughing*

Lad 2 (off camera): ohh wee man, wee man! keep breathing in wee man! ...oh, wee man... you'll be feeling this...

Lad 1 (enunciating clearly): ...I'm actually bisexual.

deweyduckfuckedmywife

Please!

DO NOT feed your gamer generic “flavor blasted tortilla chips” or “mountain fizz” it WILL make them sick or possibly worse! If you cant afford the real thing then you shouldnt have gotten a gamer in the first place!

jakemorph

lol @ op acting like it’s ethical for ANYONE to own a gamer no matter how “”real”” the food they can afford for it is. gamers are wild animals. imprinting on human beings can be seriously psychologically damaging to them. just don’t keep them.

hollowtones

My friend BAAULP he plays Tekken 7 sometimes I think he is so good I want to feed him a Chip

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