im gonna make it big someday just you watch

*goes back to jerkin it*

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

i just wanna do nothinggggg 😭😭😭😭😭 which is like what im already doing but i wanna do it in a way that doesnt actively ruin my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

sorry I love this painfully mid media so much I could throw up

at the start of every month everyone reblogs some insane poetry that’s like “august has arrived and again I swallow my bones in the burning sun” and every time I’m like damn that makes no sense. but kind of true.

omg guys happy bone swallowing august

i dont wanna call him

guy on a work call just accidentally said “have a nice freak-end” instead of weekend and now i desperately want that to be the new meme. have a nice freakend everybody

clicking not interested on something used to mean they stopped showing it to you

phone in bed show me what I need to see

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone