chaos

there’s gonna be some hot summer nights this mid july so i reckon you and i have got to get forever wild

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

Smiling seeing cute kid/baby videos but then suddenly ain’t shit funny bc why are you posting your kids on the internet you dumb bitch take this shit down now don’t fucking do that

[ID: screenshot of a tweet by user jaboukie that reads, "'i moved out of the city and im so much happier' love that for you but i need see a 1970s arthouse film at 2:30pm on a wednesday in a theater with 15 unemployed strangers or i will die." end ID.]

i wish there was a way to say "you're right, but this is really ineffective and even counterproductive messaging to anyone who doesn't already agree with you" without sounding like an asshole

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

one time in college i was in a creative writing class and this guy was holding up the critique with what i can only describe as like cinemasins dinging another student's writing. and at some point the professor said "the plot is the fork and the prose is the meal. you are critiquing the taste of the fork"

I feel like its weird and strange how ppl hate nepo babies more then sexual predators and violent bigots

like i don't get it... when i was younger i was always closer to men.... lol but as soon as puberty hit its like i've never ever been seen as myself. i've never been allowed that same kind of closeness. it's hell ... i genuinely live in hell

i just feel sometimes my greatest grief comes out when i see two cis men being close and fucking around with one another... messing around .... but never being able to be close to a man in that way because fundamentally i will always be seen through the lens of my birth and what that means even though i've never been truly treated like a woman... knowing i will never and have never had boyhood friends... because they always saw me as a strange case that they sometimes entertained............ wow the way it's torture all the way down