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Fenrir Greyback, having a conversation with a fellow Death Eater: Yeah, being a werewolf is pretty chill. The only thing is I hate that I’ve gotten so hairy-

Voldemort, after blasting the door down: HARRY? 😠🔥 POTTER? 👓⚡ Boy who lived ?? 💀🔪🔫 Come 👏 To 👏 Die 👏 Neither can live 🔮🎉 while the other survives 💥💢 but I’m a SURVIVOR 💪👽 started from the bottom 😩😩 now im HERE 🎉💯 they dont call me the DARK LORD for nothing 👀 👀 Always on that GRIND ✨🔥 workin night 🌚 & DAY 🌞 to KILL 👏 HARRY 👏 POTTER 👏 👏

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upthehillart

So I did an art trade with @ibuzooart! I was asked to draw Tom Riddle so I did (with some “tweaks” because I was bored), and she painted me my sweet Draco! You know how much I love that spoiled prat, guys!

Also, Tom is supposed to have dark eyes but I mean helloooo?? Light grey blue???

thedeathstarsheart

im so sorry.

knights-of-reylo-reborn

Omg this is so cute

peacesmovingcabaret

these-are-the-first-steps

….ok yall got me, it’s a pretty good match this time 😂

picsthatmakeyougohmm

kenobi-cinnamon-roll-deactivate

Are you Ewan or Hayden? I’m Ewan towards everything.

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geyashvecova

Art G.Shvecova (Design graphics - Pastel Series - Glow Pastel Stars_020418)

nightblightowl

“I’m so sorry…”

So I finally had it in me to finish this… I’d started it almost a week before Carrie’s passing, so it was just a little hard to get back to afterwards. I was also on the fence about posting it earlier, I didn’t want to have people think it was in bad taste. Rest in Peace, General.

stefani-germanotta

BONUS:

avengcrwanda

Dennis & Toby.

vvhack

2ndperiod

snoke: take that ridiculous thing off

kylo: *takes off shirt*

snoke: THE MASK YOU FUCK

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iwasmotherstupid-deactivated202

@acrossthestarswithyou

acrossthestarswithyou

Oh my god 😂

adamdriverxlife

Adam Rocking on the Red Carpet [insp]

nnintendoe-deactivated20210629

Reblog if you have read fan fiction better than some published books

Help me prove a point

desert-neon

I have never reblogged anything faster.

mfackenthal

But, of course … is this really a question?

horrorsoflife

ravenbirde

enough tedtalk….. it’s time to tedlisten………

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homunculus-argument

the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?

human: GO FAST

the universe: well, you’re a perfect pursuit predator but if that’s the way you want to evolve, go ahead.

human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST

the universe: wait what

human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER

the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP

human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER

abstractandedgyname

human:

THEORETICALLY MAXIMUM FAST

the universe:

im-just-a-reaction

How will the people in the ship not get gibbed?

armedandgayngerous

Because the warp drive doesn’t actually accelerate the ship, it just makes the space in front of it smaller and the space behind it larger. Or something.

unlimited-shitpost-works-deacti

it works like this

Objects cannot accelerate to the speed of light within normal spacetime; instead, the Alcubierre drive shifts space around an object so that the object would arrive at its destination faster than light would in normal space without breaking any physical laws.

triss19

A WRINKLE IN TIME IS COMING TRUE

fedkaczynski

We gonna be surfing gravity waves!!

COWABUNGA SPACE DUDES!

beans345-deactivated20211127

I love how mankind’s solution to ftl is just to bend to rules of reality a little.

Universe: ok human, with the physical laws as they are you can’t go faster than the speed of light.

Humanity: ok, let me just figure out how to manipulate space time so I can go FASTER!

ciswhitethin

That’s literally how the ship in Futurama works lol the professor says the ship doesn’t move at all, it moves all of space around it. Can’t believe Futurama was right

bingomann

fun fact: there’s a real life math theorem (futurama theorem) created by one of the writers for the sole purpose of solving a plot in an episode

bunnygirl319

So the other night I got really bored so … Enjoy?

retro-hue

this is too accurate

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