Murder of Crows

“  last night was nice.  ” “  lets do this again some time.  ” “  i’ll leave my number.  ” “  i gotta go, sorry.  ” “  can’t you at least stay for breakfast?  ” “  i’ll make coffee—don’t go anywhere.  ” “  next time, maybe i’ll buy you dinner first.  ” “  if we do this again you better buy me dinner first.  ” “  i don’t think my legs work again yet.  ” “  i don’t wanna get up.  ” “  no don’t move, it’s too cold outside the covers.  ” “  there’s no way i can hide these marks…  ” “  this was probably a mistake.  ” “  this can’t happen again.  ” “  you always say that, and yet we wind up right back here.  ” “  are you watching me sleep?  ” “  you look cute all frazzled like this.  ” “  why are you looking at me like that?  ” “  keep kissing me like that and we’re gonna end up back in bed.  ” “  something wrong? ” “  i’d stay if i could, i promise.  ” “  so if i put my number in your phone, you actually gonna text me? ” “  i made breakfast.  ” “  how do you take your coffee?  ” “  fuck! i’m late—  ” “  did you turn the alarm off?  ” “  if you don’t turn that alarm off i’m gonna throw it out the window.  ” “  i can’t find my shirt.  ” “  babe, we slept in.  ” “  i know you’re awake.  ” “  i’ll stay.  ” “  why don’t you stay?  ” “  i like waking up with you.  ” “  i like having you here at night.  ” “  you know, if you moved in we wouldn’t keep having to say goodbye like this.  ” “  so when are we gonna actually go on a real date?  ” “  do i smell bacon?  ” “  you made pancakes?  ” “  come on, come back to bed.  ” “  you weren’t there when i woke up.  ” “  i thought you left.  ” “  do you want me to go?  ” “  just let me sleep for five more minutes.  ” “  you’re really beautiful/handsome. even if you drool.  ” “  you talk in your sleep, ya know.  ”  

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[  *  ]      writing prompt      )         :             send a number  1 - 30  to take a closer look inside this characters life.        /        below you will find a series of various prompts offering a look inside a characters every day life.        these are meant to invoke character development     &     can also be altered as seen fit to better suit the character in question.         bonus if you explain why it’s there!

some  ideas  for  first  meeting  prompts  that  may  help  break  the  ice  between  characters .  feel  free  to  amend  contexts  &  roles  where  required !  violent  &  alcohol  related  prompts  present . 

“Keep it covered.”

“I need you to run to me.”

“Run until you feel your lungs bleeding.”

“When I was a child I heard voices.”

“You’ll soon find you have few choices.”

“All you have is your fire.”

“Don’t you ever tame your demons.”

“I knew that something would always rule me.”

“I knew the sin was mine alone.”

“I never feel too good i crowds.”

“All I’ve ever done is hide.”

“But you don’t know what hell you put me through.”

“There are questions I can’t ask.”

“The worst is over.”

“I know that you hate this place.”

“Honey, we should run away.”

“It feels good to be alone with you.”

“Why were you digging?”

“What did you bury.”

“I will not ask you where you came from.”

“We should just kiss like real people do.”

“Babe, there’s something tragic about you.”

“There’s something so magic about you.”

“Don’t you agree?”

“Babe, there’s something lonesome about you.”

“There’s something so wholesome about you.”

“Get closer to me.”

“Honey you’re familiar.”

“Is that the kind of way to face the burning heat?”

“I’m so full of love I could barely eat.”

“When my time comes around, lay me gently in the cold dark earth.”

“No grave can hold my body down.”

“I didn’t care much how long I lived.”

“But I swear I thought I dreamed her.”

“She never asked me once about the wrong I did.”

“It looks ugly, but it’s clean.”

“Oh momma, don’t fuss over me.”

“Open hand or closed fist would be fine.”

“But I want it.”

“It’s a crime.”

“It’s worth it, it’s divine.”

“Something isn’t right.”

“I keep catching little words but the meaning’s thin.”

“Lord we should quit.”

“You’re supposed to drag me away from it.”

“I called your name.”

“I heard a scream!”

“What caused the wound?”

“I’m not done yet.”

“How many years?”

the  following  sentence  starter  memes  are  from  the  popular  buzzfeed  show   BUZZFEED  UNSOLVED :  SUPERNATURAL   featuring   RYAN  BERGARA   &  SHANE  MADEJ.   triggers  &  nsfw  are   potentially  present  in  this  specific  meme.  it’s  a  very  unfiltered  show  with  language  &  they’re  kooky  dudes.  it  happens.  i  will  list  all  applicable  trigger  warnings  below.  some  grammar  has  been  changed  to  fit  a  roleplay  setting  from  the  original  content.  any  pronouns  may  be  changed  to  fit  the  situation.  i  ask  that  you  please  do  not  steal   this  specific   compilation  &  post  it  as  your  own.

potential  triggers :   cult  mentions ,  death ,  denouncement  &  mentions  of  racism ,  paranormal  themes ,  murder ,  spiders ,  suggestive  themes.

𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍  𝟏 :   𝐄𝐏𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐃𝐄  𝟑      —      𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓  𝟐                  𝑖𝑠𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑑  𝑜𝑓  𝑡𝘩𝑒  𝑑𝑜𝑙𝑙𝑠.

“  i  don’t  know  if  this  is  a  sign ,  but  i’m  in  the  bathroom  at  this  bar ,  &  this  mirror  literally  has  blood  dripping  from  it.  but  i’m  gonna  go  order  another  beer ,  so  we’re  good.  ”

“  well  this  seems  all  horrible  and  awful  in  general.  ”

“  see ,  i’m  more  concerned  about  the  spiders  than  the  ghosts.  ”

“  nah ,  i  thought  i  got  bit  in  the  ass  cheek  by  a  spider.  ”

“  he  probably  fucks  the  dolls.  ”

“  anytime  i  get  even  remotely  spooked ,  i  just  look  to  the  monkey  with  the  sunglasses.  ”

“  this  is  a  fuckin’  nightmare.  ”

“  toodaloo ,  ( name ).  can’t  say  it  was  pleasurable.  ”

“  i  don’t  know  if  you  could  exorcise  spiders  away.  ”

                  𝑡𝘩𝑒  𝑠𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑒  𝘩𝑜𝑢𝑠𝑒.

“  everyone  thinks  feeling  energy  is  bullshit ,  but  you  don’t  feel  strange  at  all ?  ”

“  oh  shit ,  what  up !  i’m  takin’  a  selfie  with  some  demons  yooo !  ”

“  i’ve  lived  my  life  by  one  adage ,  &  that’s  —  don’t  fuck  with  demons.  ”

“  nice  to  meetcha ,  i  think  this  is  all  bullshit.  ”

“  you’re  tellin’  me  you  wouldn’t  be  uhh …  unnerved  by  going  upstairs  &  seeing  a  bunch  of  stuffed  animals  organized  into  a  cult  circle  when  no  one  did  it ?  ”

“  no ,  i  just  wanna  talk  to  the  demons !  ”

“  we  met  a  pal  named  father  thomas.  he  told  us  not  to  talk  to  you ,  but  i  think  you  guys  are  swell.  ”

“  oh  my  god ,  we  should’ve  never  talked  to  it  dude.  ”

“  if  you  slit  my  throat  tonight …  i’m  gonna  have  a  hard  time  forgiving  ya  for  that.  ”

“  that  demon’s  racist.  he  was  like ,  ‘ oh ,  there  was  a  black  lady  who  lived  here ?  wait  a  minute …  no ,  i  can’t  haunt  with  that. ’  ”

“  fuck  that  demon ,  he’s  whitewashing  the  history  of  his  house.  he’s  exactly  what’s  wrong  with  hollywood.  ”

“  whatever ,  demon’s  a  racist.  i  don’t  respect  this  demon.  ”

“  if  you  wanna  eat  my  heart ,  turn  that  light  on.  ”

“  i  think  the  demon’s  a  wimp !  ”

* lays  on  a  pentagram *  “  here  we  go !  rock  &  roll ,  buckaroo !  ”

“  fuck  this  house ,  dude.  fuck  this  house  so  hard.  ”

“  if  i  wake  up  tonight  &  there  is  this  grotesque  looking  thing  laying  next  to  me  just  staring  at  me  with  its  fucking  stupid  beady  eyes ,  i’m  gonna  shit  myself.  ”

“  every  little  pin  drop  that  you  hear ,  every  little  creak  is  gonna  make  your  butthole  tighten.  ”

“  did  you  just  call  the  demon  a  mother  fucker ?  ”

Pronouns / context can be changed as you see fit.

‘ _______ is absolute dogshit at reading maps. ’

‘ why don’t we just use a GPS or someone’s phone? ’

‘ quit hogging the charger, _______. it’s my turn, and my phone is on 13%. ’

‘ can you move your seat up? ’

‘ seriously _______. move the seat up or i will move it for you. ’

‘ do i have to pull this car over? ’

‘ i spy with my little eye… something blue! ’

‘ punch buggy! ’

‘ stop hitting me! i’m not playing this game with you! ’

‘ i swear i saw a rat in that gas station bathroom. ’

‘ you all can get ONE snack while we’re here. ’

‘ no, _______, you cannot have a redbull. you know what that does to you. ’

‘ turn your music down, ______. i can hear it through your headphones! ’

‘ wake me up when we hit the next pit stop. ’

‘ driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his/her/their cakehole. ’ 

‘ i think i’m gonna be sick, pull over! ’

‘ stop putting trash in my mouth while i’m sleeping! I could’ve choked! ’

‘ ooh! Let’s go see The World’s Biggest Wad of Gum! ’

‘ i love going to tourist traps. the look of disappointment on everyone’s faces is worth it. ’

‘ if you have to go that bad, just pee in a bottle or something. ’

‘ don’t look at me like that! ’

‘ ________, ________ won’t stop making weird faces! ’

‘ damn, i spilled soda all over myself again. ’

► Angsty Sentence Starters

Vague but also situationally specific somehow.  Change things around as necessary (pronouns, names, etc.).

I don’t think I ever loved you.

I’ve always been second-best, or not an option at all, so what makes this any different?

You lied to me and you’ve got it worked out in your head that you did me a favor.

There’s nothing they can do for you…

I meant to hurt you. If I didn’t, things would’ve only gotten worse.

How long have you been keeping this from me?

You knew how much it meant to me!

I can’t do this.

I can’t watch you kill yourself day in and day out for people who will never appreciate you.

Look at you, do you even know what you’re doing to yourself? 

Do you know what you’re doing to me…?

You’re of no use to anyone like that.

Your opinion doesn’t matter; No one asked for your input.

Close your eyes and count backwards from ten. Breathe, in and out - That’s right. I’m here, I’m here…

I feel like I’m losing my grip.

Nothing feels right. Nothing feels the same.

I loved you. I stood by you no matter what you said or did. I held you when you cried. I fought your demons for you, and this - this is how you repay me? 

You can’t just explain it all away with, “I did what I had to do.” Fuck you. 

You ruined not just my life, but everyone else’s too.

I can’t trust you.

I can’t love you.

You are nothing to me.

Every night, I reach for them and every time, they aren’t there.

They’re gone. What am I supposed to do now…? Who am I supposed to be?

I was there. I watched them… I watched them die.

Day in and day out, I feel like a ghost in my own life. 

ask memes/sentence starters of things i’ve overheard from a year spent working ( mostly nights ) at the front desk of a dorm. warnings for mature language/nsfw themes

❛ are you okay ? ❜

❛ i’m okay because i’m with you ❜

❛ we’re gonna go wish that fucker happy birthday because he’s a dick ❜

❛ where are we gonna put this ? we didn’t think about that ❜

❛ do you think the devil actually does marijuana ? ❜

❛ cool, i can tell you i’m intoxicated ❜

❛ i hit my ass ❜

❛ you brush your teeth, right ? ❜

❛ i’m just trying to make a difference ❜

❛ people shouldn’t be trashy ❜

❛ nine flights of stairs ? fuck that ❜

❛ i can’t open the door ! ❜

❛ you’re lying. ❜

❛ can’t we just stay inside ? it’s raining. ❜

❛ it was your fault ❜

❛ you’re so nice ❜

❛ i don’t know i’m just a little freaked out after seeing puke all over the parking lot ❜

❛ the first step to trespassing is wearing black ❜

❛ you failed the first step ❜

❛ the bible says thou who deep fry cheese shall live in prosperity ❜

❛ i wouldn’t lie about that ❜

❛ just because you HAVE to do something doesn’t mean you have to do something ❜

❛ oh no my boob is out ! ❜

❛ crazier idea - what if we put stairs in here ❜

❛ i haven’t been home since august ❜

❛ i’m gonna teepee your house ❜

❛ fuck you ! ❜

❛ i love [ name ] but not really because i haven’t had sex with him/her/them yet ❜

❛ i’m gonna punch him ❜

❛ are you saying that, like, sarcastically ? ❜

❛ this is not the right floor ❜

❛ that’s true, you are pretty sly ❜

❛ what are you talking about ? ❜

❛ i don’t know how to fucking read ❜

❛ where’s my wallet ?! oh it’s in my hand ❜

❛ i have to write a whole paper by tuesday ❜

❛ i think you’re so cute ❜

❛ where are we going ? ❜

❛ did you just trip ? ❜

❛ it’s probably why i am the way i am ❜

❛ i’m gonna grab my laser and i’ll bring it to your room ❜

❛ those are the ugliest pants that could ever exist ❜

❛ she sounds like a middle school theater kid ❜

❛ oh you’re rich ❜

❛ the boys are more important ❜

❛ i feel bad every time you ask to do something cause i say i have to do something ❜

❛ i feel like we’re the home alone family ❜

❛ does that say fentanyl on it ? ❜

❛ why is that so big ? ❜

❛ are we getting high or what ? ❜

❛ i gotta piss like a fucking race horse ❜

❛ my life is ballin right now, it’s so good ❜

❛ i’ve got some stories ❜

❛ i do NOT do well under pressure ❜

❛ i just learned how to read this year ❜

❛ i’m absolutely not okay with any of this ❜

❛ if i didn’t like you i wouldn’t have bought you beer ❜