甘い詩。

     New rp meme/musings resource comin’ atcha! Call me Mod 6! New to this whole thing, but I’m here to throw down and (hopefully) inspire my fellow roleplayers to get down and dirty on some angsty, painful, NS/FW fun. 

     Feel free to send in requests for certain bands, songs, poems, concepts, what have you, and I’ll pump out as much as I can. Please note, however, that this is a generally 18+ only space, but there will be some lighter memes and musings featured here at some point as well.

     Please do not send any hate or start any drama. We’re all friends here. If you do not like the content I post, no hard feelings. Just remember, mun don’t equal muse, fiction ain’t equal to reality, and all that matters is we all have fun explorin’ the wild side.

     Please do not send any memes to this blog. This is not a roleplay blog, but it is a resource. Reblog whatever you like, as much as you like.

Discord One-Liner Starters

Warning for language, adult content.

i somehow managed to give myself a front wedge and that should be against the laws of physics imo

that's what good bussy sounds like

he may top her (1) time

issa one-man bukkake

he’s dry nuttin’ now

me, holding myself together with spaghetti noodles and half-dried gorilla glue: i have whiskey

make you call me mommy instead

get out of the boyfriend adfhsdf

I haven't felt cashmere since my mom was a stripper

We're gonna get hitchcocked with no lube.

He's carrying around a drill with no battery

Vanished like a fart in a fairy factory

Need some moar suit daddies

You're a few eggs shy of an omelette

You're a few sandwiches shy of a picnic

I have spicy rights.

i want -insert name- to fold my girl like a pretzel, kthxbye

fold her like a lawn chair

Women fear me, fish want me

Fish fear me, I fear women

Here are some kink/bdsm tests for y’all sinners.

Kink Map

BDSM Test

Kink Test

Random Lyric Starters

Please, don’t go.

I love you so.

If I had a gun, I’d blow my brains out.

There ain’t nothin’ left if you’re leavin’ me,

Cause you’re all that I want and all that I need.

Get it before it goes to waste.

Leaving the house was a mistake.

I feel like a new man.

I am a true romantic, free-fallin’ love addict.

Mama always called that woman prosti-tits.

It sounds bad on paper. Frankly, well, it fuckin’ is.

Adore your sex appeal, but of course.

It sounds so good on the surface. Frankly, well you know it isn’t.

Lately, you’re something that is new.

Every corner in the town, there’s a paycheck waiting.

If you see them, boy, you drop it and you run.

They may pretend they like, but man’s best friend will bite you just for fun.

If they’re gunning for you, boy, you’ve already won.

With tired eyes and bills to pay, you gotta make it through another day.

I know your type, black lights and leather tights.

I got your number, your name, and your will to fight.

How can I bear to love you any less than you need?

If you let go of me I'd be a fool to let you leave.

What you looking at me for?

Drink up; You’re wasted on me.

Well, I found my church in a hotel parking lot.

And I drove my car through a fast food paradise, neon lights and a British appetite.

Well, I wanted to feel wanted, like I had a contagious soul.

I wanted for you to please let me go.

I could think of a thousand different things to be than your cheap painkiller.

What if I slit my wrists and you were my last call, and you found out on your Facebook wall?

► JR WARD - THE SHADOWS Prompts

“ I’ll call him a cab, or maybe we can just airmail him off the mountain.”

“Oh, I ain’t leaving. Come on, like I’d miss all this great free food and cable-wait a minute.” 

“I’m scared to cook you dinner. And FYI you should be too. I can’t even make toast. Which is just bread. In a toaster. How hard is that -- and yet I have burned up loads of the stuff.” 

“Courage doesn’t mean you aren’t scared.”

“You saying you wont mate me?” 

“Want me to one knee it?”

“And maybe a little sumthin’-sumthin’ you can’t get at a store.” 

“Oh you know-- I’ll just have to show you upstairs...”

“Oh.... boy. It’s so big.”

“That’s what she said.”

 “There, now, you want a lollipop ‘cuz that was so hard? Now you, with the list of demands get over here.”

“Excuse me? Did I miss the memo where you were put in charge, douche bag?”

“Drop ‘em there. And make sure it’s all your metal. I find something on you, it’s going to put my panties in a wad.”

“Nice cologne. Where’d you get it, CVS?”

“You need something? I got all kinds of thing’s that don’t have alcohol in them.”

“You gotta stop looking at me like that.”

“The steak consumption. That’s why I am going.”

“..See you gotta get your mashed-to-meat proportions right. Makes all the difference. And then there are the rolls. I’ma get three baskets delivered out.” 

“Fuck no. Don’t you dare. You look-”

“Whatever man, I was going to say she looks like a charity case. A football referee. A Martha Stewart impersonator. You want me to keep going? I could break into dumb-ass Disney characters. There are so many of them.” 

“The only thing they didn’t give me was underwear.” 

“It’s that there are situation’s where there’s nothing you can do.”

“I’m not god. And neither are they.”

“You need to have hope. They just have to have hope.”

“That you like having PJ’s on all night.”

“Bullshit. I know your reputation. You had an opportunity tonight and you didn’t take it.”

“Have you not heard of self-preservation?” 

“Oh no. You’ll be fine. No cops around.”

“Got anything I can nosh on in here?”

“No, you may not eat my RV.”

“Are you off-limits too?”

“What a night! That was the most exciting thing that’s ever happened to me!”

“And I like anticipation. I’ve been hungry for you since the ride in.”

► Japanese Proverb Starters

Even the head of a sardine can become holy with devotion.

Boil and drink the dirt underneath fingernails.

Knock on a stone bridge before crossing it.

Hide your head but fail to hide your butt.

Too long for an obi, too short for a tasuki.

Three people gathering can create wisdom.

Without knowing, you can be at peace like Buddha.

If a fish is kind to the water, the water will be kind to the fish.

Giving birth to a baby is easier than worrying about it.

The stake that sticks up gets hammered down.

Of flowers, the cherry blossom; of men, the warrior.

Fall down seven times, stand up eight.

The weak are meat; the strong eat.

Even monkeys fall from trees.

Who chases two rabbits catches neither.

Good medicine is bitter to the mouth.

To continue is power.

There are hardships and there are delights.

Even the mutterings of a man in a well are widely known after three years.

Wisdom gotten from age is better than the shell of a tortoise.

Friends are known first in hardships.

If you do not enter the tiger's cave, you will not catch its cub.

► Angsty Sentence Starters

Vague but also situationally specific somehow.  Change things around as necessary (pronouns, names, etc.).

I don’t think I ever loved you.

I’ve always been second-best, or not an option at all, so what makes this any different?

You lied to me and you’ve got it worked out in your head that you did me a favor.

There’s nothing they can do for you...

I meant to hurt you. If I didn’t, things would’ve only gotten worse.

How long have you been keeping this from me?

You knew how much it meant to me!

I can’t do this.

I can’t watch you kill yourself day in and day out for people who will never appreciate you.

Look at you, do you even know what you’re doing to yourself? 

Do you know what you’re doing to me...?

You’re of no use to anyone like that.

Your opinion doesn’t matter; No one asked for your input.

Close your eyes and count backwards from ten. Breathe, in and out - That’s right. I’m here, I’m here...

I feel like I’m losing my grip.

Nothing feels right. Nothing feels the same.

I loved you. I stood by you no matter what you said or did. I held you when you cried. I fought your demons for you, and this - this is how you repay me? 

You can’t just explain it all away with, “I did what I had to do.” Fuck you. 

You ruined not just my life, but everyone else’s too.

I can’t trust you.

I can’t love you.

You are nothing to me.

Every night, I reach for them and every time, they aren’t there.

They’re gone. What am I supposed to do now...? Who am I supposed to be?

I was there. I watched them... I watched them die.

Day in and day out, I feel like a ghost in my own life. 

► Things I Wish I Said Starters

I miss you.

Do you wanna come over?

You can tell me anything; I’ll listen.

I love you, yanno?

Please don’t lie to me anymore.

I’ll call you in the morning.

There’s nothing you can tell me that will sour my image of you.

You mean so much to me, I don’t know I’ll ever find the right words to describe how much exactly.

No matter what happens, I’m always on your side. 

Don’t listen to them. They don’t deserve your time.

You’re worth more than you think.

I’m sorry I wasn’t there when you needed me.

Do you remember when we used to sneak out and chainsmoke at the corner? Yeah, I miss it, too.

I’ll protect you from them. I don’t care how much it hurts.

You’re my best friend, the only person who understands me.

Stay with me tonight.

Come over.

We’ll get drunk and you can tell me everything.

I need you right now.

I’m not leaving. I’m not going anywhere.

I’m so sorry. I’m sorry for everything.

Shh, you can cry. It’s all right.

I’m here.

Please don’t let go.

Nothing is the same without you.

I wish we could go back to the way things were before.

I wish you were still here.

Look at yourself; You’re beautiful and you’re strong. Don’t let anyone tell you different.

Please come home.

Stop trying to be anyone but yourself.

► The Neighborhood - “Prey” Lyric Starters

As long as you notice, I'm hoping that you'll keep your heart open.

I'll keep mine open too.

If you don't ask, I won't tell.

Just know that it all hurts just the same.

Something is wrong. 

I can't explain.

Everything changed when the birds came.

You'll never know what they might do if they catch you too early.

We need to fly ourselves before someone else tells us how.

Something is off.

I feel like prey.

I feel like praying.

So, I'll probably take you aside and tell you what's on my mind.

But you, you'll just keep it inside, probably tell me that you're alright.

If I run away I'll never know what you want.

If you go, then I'll never grow.

I'm undone.

Let me slip, let me slide.

If you run, I'll be sure to let you fly.

You know what I mean, don't you?

Something I saw, or something I did that made me like this.

Could you help me?

You'll just keep it inside.

Tell me that you're alright

► A Perfect Circle - “Pet” Lyric Starters

Don't fret, precious. 

I'm here.

Step away from the window.

Go back to sleep.

Lay your head down, child.

I won't let the boogeyman come.

Counting bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drums.

Pay no mind to the rabble.

Head down, go to sleep to the rhythm of the war drums.

Pay no mind what other voices say.

They don't care about you like I do.

Safe from pain and truth and choice and other poison devils.

See, they don't give a fuck about you

Just stay with me.

Safe and ignorant, go back to sleep.

I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and all your demons.

I'll be the one to protect you from a will to survive and a voice of reason.

I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and your choices, son.

One and the same, I must isolate you.

Save you from yourself.

Swaying to the rhythm of the new world order.

The boogeymen are coming.

Keep your head down go to sleep.

Stay with me.

Hold you and protect you from the other ones. 

The evil ones don't love you, son.

► Nothing but Thieves - “Soda” Lyric Starters

I'm an exception.

It's hard to accept.

I try to be happy but then I forget.

They tell me I need to chill, man.

It's all in your head.

Maybe I'm paranoid.

I don't wanna be myself.

It's making me so unwell.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't wanna be myself.

Just wanna be someone else.

I once had a thought but don't know where it went.

I've been living off soda and cheap cigarettes.

Maybe when I was a kid, I was dropped on my head.