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Hey! Thank you for checking out my blog (formerly known as @rpmaymays). I’m the mod of this blog, which is a resource space for roleplayers to find memes and other sorts of things. You can call me Mod, Kuzco, or K (they/them)! Below are a few things that I want to get across.

Activity on here is very sporadic. I’m only really on when I get the inspiration for a meme.

This is a sideblog to a mostly inactive blog. I just don’t want to put in the effort to move blogs, so I can’t / won’t follow back.

There is a lot of triggering content on here. I’ll try my best to tag them, but if I’ve missed any, please feel free to let me know!

I do take requests, though be forewarned I don’t do specific media. I only do those if I’m in the mood, which is fairly rare. 

Any type of homo, trans, xeno, or any other phobia is not tolerated here.

I’ll have a draft list where I’ll put requests and get to them in order of them being placed.

This is a place where I will reblog call outs if the situation so calls for.

On that note, I am not a burnbook blog, nor will I allow anyone to talk trash about people to me.

I try to avoid drama as much as I can. I will not make call outs, but if it’s an urgent issue in the rpc, then I’ll reblog them.

Don’t abuse the anon feature.

I can and may do shoutouts from time to time! I love spreading positivity throughout the rpc!

Promo reblogs are available upon request.

I’m also all about giving advice when and where I can! So if you have a question about roleplaying in general, feel free to ask!

I have a ZERO tolerance policy for the ‘they’re fictional’ excuse. Regardless of how young or old the muses and muns are, it’s unacceptable to write underage smut with underage characters. I will not tolerate it.

Spell out a word and the mun will answer according to each letter. (Individual letters are fine, too!)

A - Does your muse believe everything is absolute? Or do they believe that anything could be changed if they tried hard enough?

B - If your muse had to write a book, what would it be about?

C - What are the most severe consequences to their actions your muse has suffered?

D - What are your muses deepest desires?

E - Does your muse consider themselves an empathetic person?

F - Does your muse believe in fate or fortune? Why or why not?

G - What are some things your muse is grateful for?

H - Where does your muse consider home? Physical or metaphorical?

I - Is your muse intuitive? Do they rely on their instincts or luck?

J - What would your muse go to jail for? What are they willing to put themselves on the line for?

K - What does your muse consider themselves knowledgeable in?

L - What lie is at the center of your muse’s world view?

M - What would your muse do if they were a millionaire? If they are already wealthy, what would they be doing if they didn’t have money?

N - Is your muse a positive or negative person?

O - What does your muse do if they’re overwhelmed?

P - Does your muse have powers? Do they abuse said powers or do they use them for good?

Q - What is a quirk that makes your muse stand out?

R - Is your muse religious? Do they believe in a higher power? How do they feel about religion in general?

S - What scares your muse? What terrifies them to their core?

T - What is a truth about your muse personally that they refuse to acknowledge?

U - What is your muse hiding under their bed?

V - Does your muse have paralyzing vulnerabilities? If so, what are they?

W - What’s wrong with your muse?

X - Does your muse rely on drugs such as Xanax or any OTC (over the counter) medication?

Y -What was your muse’s youth like?

Z - Is there a specific time where your muse is at their zenith (their most powerful)?

YES - Would your muse be considered a yes man? If so, why?

NO - What is one thing your muse will say no to, every time asked, no matter what?

HELLO - What’s your muse’s way of greeting people? How do they say hello?

I don't need your chivalry, thanks.

Why don't you do what your people usually do, steal my land and destroy my livelihood?

You're the first maiden I've met who hasn't swooned at the sight of me.

You're all the same. You care more about your fan club and your next jousting tournament.

No, actually, I've never been comfortable with the whole adoring fan club thing.

Perhaps that's why I find your obvious disdain for me so refreshing.

Obvious? I was trying so hard to hide it.

Well I'll try and be more considerate next time I'm saving you.

You've been acting kind of odd lately, even for you.

I could die from embarrassment!

I've done terrible things before, but this is the worst thing the curse has ever made me do.

Don't let him scare you, sweetheart! Kick his butt!

I think I'm gonna puke.

I'm gonna need so much therapy after this.

If this is where you live, why are you sneaking around?

Elves aren't that short, you know. That's just a myth created by that stupid Elves and the Shoemaker story.

If you can't play nice, then you can't play together.

The rustling always comes before the screaming and the running.

The last known case of a bunny attack was, well, never.

Humans took everything from us.

I'll spare your lives when I didn't spare his.

Tell me, do you get a kick out of near death experiences?

Nobody should be forced to do things they don't want to do.

Wow, Is that... almost a compliment?

Now don't go getting a big head, okay? Your crown won't fit.

change pronouns as you see fit!

Can you maybe stand 100 yards away from me?

Even merely being in your presence makes my skin crawl.

I hate you so much.

Hey! I was using that!

Oh, I'm sorry, was this yours?

I can't stand them. They piss me off to no end.

There's something about their face that just screams 'punchable' to me.

How do I loathe thee? Let me count the ways...

Go fuck yourself.

Your hatred of me only proves that you're jealous.

How are you able to even stand them? They're so annoying!

Shut up. Just please, shut up.

You are by far, the most insufferable person I've had the displeasure of meeting.

Why are you the way that you are?

If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb to your ego and jump down to your IQ level.

Shut the fuck up.

pronouns and context can be changed as you see fit! (a mixture of old west and modern cowboy aesthetics), some may be pulled from various media.

VERBAL

Aw, I broke the goddamn wheel!

This town ain't big enough for the both of us.

Cowboy is a breed tougher than nails and strong as steel.

Can you show me how to lasso?

Slap some bacon on a biscuit and let's go! We're burnin' daylight!

Aw, I broke the goddamn wheel!

This town ain't big enough for the both of us.

'Cowboy' is a breed tougher than nails and strong as steel.

Can you show me how to lasso?

Slap some bacon on a biscuit and let's go! We're burnin' daylight!

Don't mind him, he's all hat and no cattle.

That dog won't hunt, we gotta find another way to round up these cattle.

You're the biggest yellow-belly I ever laid my eyes on!

Get in the cellar, there's a big ol' twister heading our way!

C'mon, cowboy up. No sense in sitting here feeling sorry for yourself.

NONVERBAL

[GUNFIGHT]: Our muses engage in a gunfight together (whether against each other, or against others: specify)

[CAMPFIRE]: Our muses spend a night under the stars by a campfire together.

[HORSEBACK]: Our muses go horseback riding together.

[FARMING]: Our muses do farm work / take care of animals together.

[RESCUE]: Your muse has to rescue mine / vice versa.

[SALOON]: Our muses get into a saloon fight.

[WATERING HOLE]: Our muses go to a pond/lake and go swimming/fishing together.

[INJURY]: One of our muses gets injured from an animal / gunfight, and the other has to treat them.

[LASSO]: The muses practice their lassoing skills together.

[SQUAREDANCE]: Our muses go squaredancing together.

[RODEO]: One or both of our muses are participating in a rodeo.