girlboss

It really freaks me out that people think body hair is unsanitary. Like y'all are just so brainwashed if you believe that body hair is perfectly normal and fine on men, but on women its suddenly dirty? Use your critical thinking skills for a few damn seconds, I’m begging you.

oh you're scared of 5g? how about you calm down and 5get yourself some bitches

I used to pass the time stacking boards at the lumberyard by constructing elaborate fantasies about how my life might be different if I’d been born a woman named Natalie and how my childhood might’ve been different and how much happier I would be, and then I’d be like, “No, of course I’m not transgender, I am a big tough macho manly man, as evinced by the fact that I drive a big truck and work at the lumberyard.”

[new yorker accent] jeff da killa … and slenda man

just found out that stoats hunt twice the size of them like rabbits by aggressively and eccentrically dancing around it with their little slinky rigatoni bodies so it can confuse the absolute fuck out of its prey until it can get close enough to jump on its back like some shadow of the colossus shit and take it down

yr locked in a room alone with three adult men but you feel perfectly safe. who are they

i think “video games aren’t really the violent child-corrupting threat some parents worry they are” and “certain circles of gamer culture are incredibly toxic and can lead people down dangerous/hateful ideological rabbit holes” are ideas that can absolutely coexist