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INFO POST
Hi! I'm Rat!
my pronouns are He/It/Rat/Bug and I am an adult
This is my main blog! I also have @humanhawkwasp! And @the-artemis-tapes!
LGBTQ+/MOGAI, Aspec, ND, System, and furry friendly blog.
I do art sometimes on this blog, that tag is #rat's art
otherwise I just reblog things I like!
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Life in Hell (1977-2012) Matt Groening
they're selling anti-ai slogans on sweatshop-produced t-shirts. i don't need to write the poem for you to get it do i
i love to be the most laidback customer to ever grace an establishment. comrade i will wait one william years for your goods and services
happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper
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was ranting about one of my pet peeves which is when a book is marketed exclusively with fanfic buzzwords and then i imagined an instagram ad for my dark ass psychological thriller with corporate art and fanfic buzzwords and lost my shit
quick mock up
they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore
There was really no winning that one
MLK was a star trek fan
Go to a furry convention dressed as an 18th century fur trapper. Longrifle, jawtraps, chains, fur hat, big coat made of sewn-together pelts of different polyester neons...
Man. You get it. :^)
I would so love this costume.
Can u do a backflip
i can't do shit
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what about a front flip
why can't you jut accept me for who i am
hi trans indigenous people I love you
hi indigenous people who don't identify with the label trans because you exist outside of the Western gender binary I love you
ik pride is all ppl think of when june hits but i also wanna say HAPPY CARIBBEAN AMERICAN HERITAGE MONTH BITCHES ‼️‼️‼️
me: [writing something] shoot... what's this woman's pronouns?
stenographer: well her bio says she/her...
me: better play it safe anyway [writes "it"]
the ghost of marie curie: [appears out of thin air] ivy... you're the first person to ever correctly gender me in a hundred and eighty-two years. from the bottom of my cold dead heart, thank you.
me: [dies of radiation poisoning]
stenographer: [dies of radiation poisoning]
favorite tags. bulliness you get it. also someone tagged this post #rpf which i think is so fuckin funny. like yeah. i guess. i guess it is.
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imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey
I Have Softness For You
i have milk for you
Stop.
Cut the baby monkey in half
More of you need to learn about these ☝️
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1: Rule of Funny - Any violation of continuity, logic, physics, or common sense is permissible if the result gets enough of a laugh. This is the comedy equivalent of the Rule...
2: Rule of Cool - The Rule of Cool is another principle that seeks to dispel arguments among fans over implausibility in fiction.
3: Rule of Three - The Rule of Three is a pattern used in stories in jokes, where part of the story is told three times, with minor variations.
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