Unter dem Pflaster liegt der Strand

Nothing has it for me. Not even Poob.

person who genuinely hates themselves so much they can barely look anyone in the eye: i must remain humble lest my hideous ego spiral out of control

people really think "i HATE this [genre/medium], so that should tell you how good this is when i say i liked it" is a good place to start their review from. like why would i listen to you. you hate the genre/medium. the one you like is probably not very good as an example of the genre or medium.

(flirting) i wanna see what ur insides look like

in the humiliation ritual does anyone need anything

the arc of history is long but it bends towards rpf

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tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

i always spit in my phones charging port before plugging it in

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving