So true

call that a skill issue. i have all 5 😎

ok you’re not gonna believe this. but my advisor

a beautiful beegirl who runs a candle shop and she is. shes um. shes beesed to meet you.

you ask her for advice and she says well in my bumble opinion...

I think I've pollen in love with her

She calls you honey :3

kinda sick of all those posts that are like "my ancestors were surviving starvation and the plague meanwhile i get nervous ordering food at restaurants". as if jauffrey the woodworker didn't fumble his conversation with the fine maiden running the fruit stand and then tripped on a pebble as he left in a hurry

free museum trips are wasted on unappreciative middle schoolers. let me go

if ur gonna be pressed into service by your liege lord, u want to be the swiftest rider. get good at horses, because they're always sending the swiftest rider off to do some other shit that is, crucially, away from the battlefield. I'm telling u. when ur forces are outnumbered and the enemy legions show up with some unexpected advantage, someone in command is gonna say, "send the swiftest rider to alert the queen!!!" that's u. u want to be that guy