Fuck it, we ball. Downward into hell

i appreciate the amount of people reblogging this despite me not really tagging this at all. im glad many of people feel the same anger i do.

Many of you may be asking- what is rap? Well, to put it simply, rap is the part of the Gorillaz song that sounds- a little different.

if i were a beta in the omegaverse i'd be so mad watching my coworkers get paid heat/rut leave while i get nothing. it's like when your fuckass coworker gets to take a cigarette break nid-shift and come back smelling bad but instead they get to go home and fuck nasty for a week because they made the choice not to take suppressants meanwhile i have to stay in the office running spreadsheets with debra whose scent patches don't do anything to hide the smell of mothballs or the alpha from marketing she's cheating on her husband with

I’ll never get over the fact that in the omegaverse there are two Horny Werewolf Fuck Or Die categories you can be born as and then there’s a third category which is just Normal. Why is that so hilarious to me

[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

Love shen yuan because he's like "I don't belong in this world, I cant see the people around me as real human beings because I know their fates, I can't spend two minutes thinking about my life or the family I'll never see again or the abused slave who owns this body and should have gotten a chance at life, I'm 100% sure I will be one day tortured to death by my own disciple, when people try to protect me i see myself as a burden and give myself up. I'm also not allowed to be gay but it's not because of all those tragic things it's because being gay is weirdddd"