it comes easy to a scumbag like me

A pizza might save you. A burger might save you. We're not sure any more. We haven't known for a long time

starting to think some of yall arent serious bout finding beauty in the grotesque

they cant even find beauty in fat ppl

We've got like a warehouse full of these

Moral of The Story: What?

I’ve seen this on my dash at least ten times now and somehow every single time I am once again unprepared for how the cat looks.

Moments before blasting gunk out of his cock

yes!

Daddy likes Free shipping

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

Men will see a mouse and eat it

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

Why did you eat your dog?

i can do anything i put my mind to