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Niu Lai has not made its way onto tumblr yet so I guess my anglophone ass has to make a post about it

Good news: Niu Lai was only pulled from cinemas its hometown, because "the film’s poor quality could harm the city’s image." The rest of China is still screening it.

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

Open up the Criterion Channel puppy. That’s right. The one mommy pays $10.99 A Month for. Good little faggots want to watch The Battle of Algiers and Battleship Potemkin with me. Do you want to be a good little doggie and watch La Chinoise? Yes Mommy knows these films are on the Internet Archive but she wants to watch them on her smart tv. Please stop complaining we haven’t watched a movie in weeks and Mommy’s Letterboxd fucking sucks. Puppy don’t you dare open up Balatro oh my god.

by 2026 the average tumblr post about gender and interests will be like ‘dont ask me why but having a job is sooo boycore and cooking at home is so girlcore’

ⓘ Tip If you feel unfulfilled by how you spent your time today, you can stay up late to try to combat the sense of dissatisfaction. This will ensure that you feel even worse tomorrow.

im feeling so sensual and nude

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

fool me once shame on you. fool me twice shame on me. fool me three times this has gotta be a sex thing for at least one of us