I Won't Hesitate, Bitch

She’s so terrible. Stop giving this dumb bitch money. Please

UNPOPULAR OPINION: A lot of "mental health issues" disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. Peace is expensive. And pretending money doesn't affect mental health is privilege.

*at a family gathering* you’re all like coworkers to me

there will be layoffs

Time loops strike again 😔

This post will gradually get less funny until reaching its lowest point in 2043, after which it will gradually become funnier indefinitely

*this meeting could have been an email voice* this cgi could have been a puppet

i’m not into star wars but the person that plays rey has the same name as two characters that will never be in smash bros

i’m gonna go back in time and kick my own ass

noted gender theorist fred durst makes reference to the concept of non-binary gender in limp bizkit’s opus “rollin’ (air raid vehicle)”, which along with the “ladies” and “fellas” refers to “the people who don’t give a fuck”