It's Wednesday My dudes.

that looks like a condom and the fact that everyone in the notes is saying “the orb” proves that no one on this website fucks

the fuck kinda bouncy-ball ass condoms are you using

the fact that someone thinks that looks like a condom is proof that no one on this website fucks

5 reblog additions later and this post is still best summarized by "no one on this website fucks"

albatrosses will wipe the floor with any species of bird you choose to compare them to. they’re the Most, or at least Extremely, by almost every metric

wingspan. lifespan. intricacy of mating dances. devotion to monogamy. investment in offspring. ability to circumnavigate the globe. literary symbolism that is flexible but not to the point of meaninglessness. eyeliner quality. I could go on

[Image Description: A photograph of an albatross chick in a nest. It is covered in grey fuzz and has a white face with a black beak and eyes. /End ID]

This is brilliantly performed, but my God the Sound Department for this sequence deserve an EGOT and a Medal of Honor.

Opening Task Manager to scare the programs into behaving again

You absolutely need to turn the sound on. This does not sound how you think it sounds.

@softichill

Let me out of the economy

#peeta has been doodling ‘peeta everdeen’ in his notebooks since he had notebooks to doodle in