g0m: did anything fun happen while i was gone
Chwave: well i don't know if you heard but i went to scotland
Chwave: scotland is a land of contrasts
g0m: run into any particularly attractive irish people or
Chwave: ireland is a myth made up by greeting card companies to sell beer and cereal
Serrys: if you rearrange the letters in ireland you get "irl and e" which are the places that are fooled by the existance of ireland
g0m: greeting card companies do NOT have a stake in the sale of beer
Chwave: oh yeah g0m, then how do you explain the Guiness Greeting Card Of World Records
g0m: like all red blooded irish they're just huge fans of a slow drunken demise
Chwave: aren't the irish supposed to bleed green? your story just doesn't add up, "g0m."
Chwave: if that is your real name.
Violet: beer is a gift often paired with greeting cards.... i think we're on to something
Chwave: vulcans are irish?
g0m: the irish only bleed reciprocally
g0m: ie if you start shit
Violet: if your blood is green you've got some kind of fungal growth
g0m: yes, that is also traditionally irish
g0m: only five months until i get to see that respiration specialist pray for me that ill make it that long xoxo
Violet: if i had a fungal growth i would simply eat the mushrooms
Chwave: rub some dirt in it
Violet: i think at that point you're basically a mushroom farmer
g0m: i cant eat them! theyre in my lungs
Chwave: that means they're pre-eaten. preaten.
g0m: yea when i eat i like to store about half of my food in my lungs for later
Chwave: at least if you're like me and have strategically merged your stomach and lungs
Kaynato: g0m :factseagull_a:
g0m: i'm back to fuck everything up and ruin it all
Kaynato: just the way we like it
Chwave: "g0m chews the scenery"
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