#ltfish

Portraits of me as an adventurer, a triptych. With many thanks to the artist @lieutenantfish

[1:39:59 PM] Lieutenant Fish: this could be the burg we’ve all been waiting for....

[1:40:17 PM] ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆: not the burg we deserve, but the burg we NEED

[1:40:31 PM] corruptedorchid: a burg to surpass metal burg

[1:40:50 PM] ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆: the man with the golden burg

[1:40:53 PM] ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆: goldburger

[1:40:57 PM] Lieutenant Fish: I’d hate to have to tussle with the burg I deserve

[1:41:15 PM] ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆: octoburger

[1:41:17 PM] ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆: moonburger

[1:41:29 PM] ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆: casino royale with cheese

[1:41:45 PM] ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆: burgerball

[1:41:55 PM] ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆: burgers are forver

[1:42:05 PM] Lieutenant Fish: Fry Another Day ha ha ha ha ha ha

[1:42:18 PM] ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆: the fry who loved me

[1:42:47 PM] ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆: fryfall

[1:42:51 PM] Lieutenant Fish: On Her Majesty’s Secret uhhhhhh Menue?

[1:43:04 PM] A Poopier Johnes: lettuce

[1:43:09 PM | Edited 1:43:12 PM] ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆: live and let fry

[1:43:27 PM] ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆: on her majesty's secret sauce

[1:43:46 PM] Lieutenant Fish: nice

[1:43:48 PM] ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆: golden fry

[1:44:06 PM] A Poopier Johnes: the man with the golden bun

[1:44:10 PM] Lieutenant Fish: good thing you came to crocmom for help with a decision huh squirrel

[1:44:19 PM] Lieutenant Fish: we get shit accomplished

[1:44:33 PM] ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆: quantum of sauce

[4:40:22 PM] Lieutenant Fish: that could be a problem. but you can get them for like two bucks at gas stations I believe.

[4:41:05 PM] Lieutenant Fish: it’s fire, we mastered it thousands of years ago and really we all should carry some of it with us at all times imo.

[4:42:06 PM] ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆: well we mastered sex a lot longer ago than that, does that mean we have to carry condoms all the time?

[4:42:51 PM] ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆: what next, tiny pocket-sized metal wheels??? huh???

[4:45:04 PM] Lieutenant Fish: I dunno I haven’t seen Masters of Sex yet. I’ll get back to you on that when I have.

[4:45:31 PM] ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆: haha

[4:46:17 PM] ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆: we husbandized animals, does that mean i gotta keep a tiny animal in my pocket at all times

[4:47:46 PM] Lieutenant Fish: chwoka of fucking course it does. right next to your sextant, gun, and blender.

[4:48:13 PM] ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆: i wonder when we mastered pockets...................

[4:48:37 PM] Lieutenant Fish: until I can keep my airplane in one, we haven’t.

[4:49:21 PM] ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆: airplanes are kinda recent, are we just keeping the entire history of human invention with us at all times

[4:49:45 PM] ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆: i mean, what, am i supposed to carry a smartphone with me?

[4:50:51 PM] Lieutenant Fish: only if you don’t have pocket-space for a laptop, compass, regular phone, address book, flashlight, etc etc etc