#chwoka

Chwave: well i don't know if you heard but i went to scotland

g0m: oh ya

g0m: what was it like

Chwave: scotland is a land of contrasts

g0m: run into any particularly attractive irish people or

Chwave: ireland is a myth made up by greeting card companies to sell beer and cereal

Serrys: if you rearrange the letters in ireland you get "irl and e" which are the places that are fooled by the existance of ireland

g0m: greeting card companies do NOT have a stake in the sale of beer

Chwave: oh yeah g0m, then how do you explain the Guiness Greeting Card Of World Records

g0m: like all red blooded irish they're just huge fans of a slow drunken demise

Chwave: aren't the irish supposed to bleed green? your story just doesn't add up, "g0m."

Chwave: if that is your real name.

g0m: that's vulcans

Violet: beer is a gift often paired with greeting cards.... i think we're on to something

Chwave: vulcans are irish?

g0m: the irish only bleed reciprocally

g0m: ie if you start shit

Violet: if your blood is green you've got some kind of fungal growth

g0m: yes, that is also traditionally irish

g0m: only five months until i get to see that respiration specialist pray for me that ill make it that long xoxo

Violet: if i had a fungal growth i would simply eat the mushrooms

Chwave: rub some dirt in it

Violet: i think at that point you're basically a mushroom farmer

g0m: i cant eat them! theyre in my lungs

g0m: i assume

Chwave: that means they're pre-eaten. preaten.

g0m: yea when i eat i like to store about half of my food in my lungs for later

Chwave: at least if you're like me and have strategically merged your stomach and lungs

g0m: hi!

Kaynato: g0m :factseagull_a:

Mamylon: g0m's back!

Chwave: oh frabjous day

Kaynato: callooh callay

g0m: i'm back to fuck everything up and ruin it all

Kaynato: just the way we like it