(i'm a natural disaster)

In truth she feels like she’s about to upchuck. Smoothing brown hands over her shirt, Chase searched for wrinkles in the cotton, even though they knew they wouldn’t find them. It’s the nerves. For sure. When Santa, popped her head into Chase’s old bedroom, Chase looked up from her mirror and sighed. “Don’t say anything.” She caught the mischievous grin on her cousin’s face and snatched up her wallet from the bed. “Looking good primo. Here,” pulling a small batch of flowers from her back, Chase laughed out loud and took them. “You’re gonna need them for your date.” Okay, they had to get out of this house before they received another pep talk from a family member. Rolling her eyes, Chase picked up her jacket and walked towards the front door with her cousin as she talked her ear off. The chatter helped with some of those nerves. Hugging her cousin goodbye, she zipped back to her car to collect her date from the hotel. Pulling into a spot near their hotel room, they pulled their phone out and dialed the familiar number. “Hey, I’m outside.”

@cam-stories​

Hermes

Hermes, god of thieves, travelers, athletes and messengers, is your dad! This means you are probably a little bit of a bad boy/girl and you are very athletic. You also happen to get very good deals on vacations. Because your dad is god of sports and travel.

CAMILLE: Well, feed me, and I'll feed you. Seems fair. Your line is adequate.

CHASE: You can't just say you want fuck me and then call me adequate all in the same breath. I know I am sensational.

JP: Or because you not so secretly want to get in my pants. Don't be ashamed. It happens to most women in close proximity of me even the "straight" ones.

JP: I'm a fan of how much you love me, yeah.

JP: I thought you were picking all that up for us...

CV: 🤢😒

Blaine: In this case, you might want to count yourself lucky.

Blaine: You sure about that? His best Hasselhoff impression involves a bunch of puppies and not much actual clothing. Think of the children, Chase! Think of the PUPPIES! 😂

Chase: I do not, cause I know we're gonna have a meeting about it after drills.

CAMILLE: You offered lunch last time we spoke. I'm just here to collect, or offer an alternative. Besides, you like being on the line.

righteously evil

you've been hurt. what you're doing is wrong. there is no doubt. but it's what you need to do. you were not going to roll over and let it just happen. so you did what you had to. and you will continue doing what you had to. when you die, its with fury in your eyes. your opponent says you're stubborn, having kept this up for this long. you laugh, and spit in their face. you curse them until your very last breath.

CAMILLE: You owe me lunch.

CAMILLE: But I will take Dinner.

JP: Aww you're buying me socks? That's sweet. I knew you had the hots for ya girl.

JP: I'm 5'10, ain't biting no ankles unless she a freak and she like that. When you stop and get all of that can you grab me some Dr Pepper? Thanks, homie.

CV: I'm buying socks to you don't get foot infection of swimmers foot.

CV: You're a fan of me don't worry it's cool.

Blaine: In the interest of keeping Matt out of trouble for the near future -- how worried should I be about next year's station calendar shoot?

Blaine: He's threatening to pull a Hasselhoff, Burt Reynolds, or a chicken suit for his pages in it, and I'm only about 93% sure he's joking about that last one.

Chase: I work the opposite shift for a week and I missed ALL that.

CAMILLE: I can make you enjoy my torture more, yes. But also yeah I can definitely annoy you more if I really put my mind to it. Whatever, big head.

CAMILLE: Or you could not do that stuff and just enjoy my comedic prowess. Do we know that?

CAMILLE: Yes, you're an ass, and a pain in mine. I'll make it.

CHASE: How does one potentially like being tortured? Answer me that. Did I just win the annoying nickname game? It's alright fuzzy butt I'll share my prizes with you.

CHASE: Fine, I'll do all that stuff so you can make all the jokes. We do know that I'm the funnier one.

Yeah, spiked egg nog is one of the things that gets me through the stress of Christmas. As for that other thing, I’ve never actually heard of it, nor tried it, so I guess I will have to find someone to make it for next christmas. 

Ah, I’m going to sound totally lame, but I’ve never had a New Years like that. I’ve always had the stay-in, movie watching New Years with my family. Maybe it’s something I should try for this New years? 

Coquito is just spike eggnog but coconut flavor, because the Caribbean loves their coconut everything flavored. Although you could throw a Christmas is over rager for the adult in you maybe?

JP: When my socks are missing I just steal yours anyway, so go ahead. This only biting you in the ass in the end, Champ.

JP: I'm all about doing my part, yo.

JP: You want hot, I'll send you nudes.

CV: Jackie. I stg. I will beat your ass.

CV: After telling you to stop stealing my shit and getting you your own socks.