[ID: A meme where the original caption reads: Fuck you. But the you is crossed out and now the top text reads: "Fuck people who don't like purple" and the bottom text reads: "share this post if you love purple, fuck yourself if you don't love purple." between the top and bottom texts are different shades of purple. /end ID]

i'm still losing my mind over this, that is EXACTLY what the weed store in Splatoon would sound like.

to me, correctly using 5+ commas in a single sentence is like perfectly executing a combo in a fighting game. to me.

if you think a sentence needs 5+ commas it should be two sentences

it’s not about what the sentence needs, i’m afraid, nor is it about economy, clarity, or style. it’s about winning, little-theatre-fairy.

asked a student what their favorite animal was today and they said “a cheetah AND a sloth” and I said “wow smart, you’ve got both ends of the speed spectrum covered!” and they looked at me like I was the only sensible adult they’d ever spoken to

either cleaning supplies should be free or dirt should have to pay rent

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

reblog if you are an ad hating commie