Critical Conservative

This humor is so fucking advanced yet so fucking simple at the same time

absolutely obsessed with the way Fahrenheit is legitimately a superior temperature measurements for day to day life than celsius (more precise, accessible, and understandable) but ppl refuse to admit to it bc they’re so caught up with the “silly americans refuse to convert to metric” gag

Genuinely fascinated by this world in which Americans don’t boil water on a regular basis and a thermometer is necessary to know whether water is frozen or boiling.

2020 in review: january, february, march, march, march, march, march, april, mayjunejulyaugustseptemberoctober, november 1, november 2, november 3, november 3 part 2, november 3 part 3, november 3 part 

I haven’t gotten to fully enjoy a “yesterday was Tuesday but today is Tuesday too” joke in years, and here we are with the PERFECT confluence of events to make that joke and I am LIVING

I feel this so much

died and came back as a cowboy i call that reintarnation

And apparently they are having an AMAZING time.

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