The Cris Kingdom

Hole from a guy who says “in any case” and “be that as it may”

i have the opposite of seasonal depression where im fine all winter but without fail every june i feel the deep seated need in myself to bury my head underground and not talk to anybody for weeks

in elden ring i enjoy sneaking up to huge armored shield-wielding guys and then shooting magic beams at their backs and going “hooohoohoohoohoo!” while running away from them. sometimes i die though.

Question 7: Assuming that the Roman Catholic doctrine of transubstantiation is correct, estimate how tall Christ our Lord must have been in order for His body to furnish all properly consecrated Communion wafers consumed to date. Justify your assumptions.

#ok but are we assuming average human density here or can we have a black hole jesus #will there be a noticeable gravitational effect from standing too close to our lord and savior #can i - and this is critical - can i be spaghettified by jesus (via @dreadful-puns-and-finger-guns)

you're from california ? like the hotel ?

Put your lazy meal in the tags

there can't be that many five letter words.

Those L + ratio things read like telegrams to me

L STOP ratio STOP you have no hobbies STOP you have no girl STOP fuck you STOP

I feel like murderers would be more respected in society if they murdered large mutated mega ants and not people. Room for thought for future murderers.

You laugh, but that’s the plot of hunter x hunter

Okay I just watched all 144 episodes to see if you were lying and you were not lying