Cerrito Strong

I believe Spock had a lot of weird invasive medical shit going on as a kid. And furthermore his ass is not really processing this as something traumatic that happened to him

Being the first viable Vulcan/Human (long inhale cause I don't love the word hybrid it makes him sound like he's not a person but that's very much Part Of It) Offspring he would be Of Scientific Interest. They're studying him like a bug. It'd be, like, kind of under the guise of close monitoring for potential health concerns, but we all know it's because he's A New Type Of Organism. He's a gmo ivf baby. He's a wonder of modern medicine. He is also, yknow, A Sentient Person xenobiologists are writing papers about. You know? You know

Using words like "hybridization" in reference to People is so. Oooh girl. Spock my mixed kid problems haver of all time. Can't even call it "dehumanizing" cause the terminology still feels a little weird innit. Considering he isn't. Except that he is. Also they hate that he is. He's Developing somewhere between the expected milestones for Vulcan and Human children & it's a whole fucking thing

Spitballing with the fellas on discord and we've come up with a Star Trek character we want to see: A 200-year-old top Vulcan diplomat attending a function and laughing boisterously and slapping backs with everyone and then just relaxing into resting bitch face the moment nobody is watching him. He takes his job deadly seriously and studied parties extensively in the diplomatic academy. Every year he's brushing up on new developments in party theory. He knows every party nuance you could possibly think of, for the sake of intergalactic relations. Peace in the galaxy depends on it. It's weird but you gotta meet people where they're at, he thinks.

Sarek fucking hates this guy and it's 100% envy

I Got A Degree In Party Rocking

in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

you left comms on again