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hannibal’s name rhyming with cannibal is like vague enough to be a coincidence but he’s also a fancy chef who always serves organ meat and/or raw meat dishes that exactly line up with whatever body part disappeared from the FBI’s most recent batch of bodies, and he serves it to the FBI, who doesn’t notice

Who’s the biggest weed dealer in Baltimore? I have to consult my friend Hannibis Lecter, the renowned gardener

have you somehow not heard of the concept of organ donation until now

Nope :+) you could donate a kidney right now !!

How much can I get?

according to miss google 1k to 10k depending on where ur at !!

Megan Fox playing Guitar Hero

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yooooooooo can i have a quick honk on that bobo??

bro I don’t think that’s what your job is supposed to be about

My dude is living his best life

Leave him alone, he’s not herding anyone

are you fucking kidding me

Do Not Ever Forget This

I'll do it for you, creamy

Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.

this is my favorite video on the internet

mental health tip: save this video. watch it when you’re sad. it’s the best goddamn thing on the internet