whuh..luhh..huh???

dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

Tim Drake the type of guy to post “Wow when i was 9 i really thought a lot more people knew Batman’s identity. Y’all are a lot dumber than i thought,” retweet it from his Red Robin account, and then just turn off his phone

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

After I came out as an adult to my childhood best friend, he went back to his family and told them and then when we next spoke he said, ‘we’ve decided this is a good move for you.’

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

is anybody out there