5thousand Typos per sentence

alcohol has no known effect on the human body

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

if i was paul mccartney i'd [realises i don't know enough about the beatles to finish this] [remembers i don't need to "know things"] call john lennon a faggot

THIS IS SO COOL

woah

This is from ‘Beasts of Burden’, a really cool comic about a bunch of dogs (and one cat) protecting their town from the supernatural things that threaten it. It’s spooky and sad and really just fantastic. At one point they teamed up with Hellboy. Everyone should read it (if you don’t mind some pretty dark things happening. it is not a cheerful comic but it is a good one).

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

haters will see you mind control them and be like i do not hate you any more

Nice huge naked tits sorry but i dont give a fck about them thiugh

Each berry is very large to her….

just stressed myself out until i died

sexyback is a good song but the idea of justin timberlake being sexual disgusts me I don't even register him as a human being let alone a person or a man he's more akin to an old blind dog who pisses everywhere