5thousand Typos per sentence

Aww man I'm sorry your situationship ghosted you. I thought you guys had real chemistry. You'll find someone else though. Hey why dont we hit the vintage store later, it's the perfect spot for you to try and pull a rebound. Yeah cuz everyone there is gonna be your age and stuff, and they'll all already be looking to pay a truly horrifying price for some dysfunctional, weird-smelling garbage that is lowkey haunted for real. No? Are you sure? Ok well I kinda need another itchy rayon negligee though so maybe we can raincheck.

dont come into my house acting like a baby centipede

it's important to yell "fuck you kill yourself" at the tv advertisements to counteract the mind control

has anyone else noticed that its awesome to have an anthropomorphic animal representation of yourself that you can draw in situations

my hot take is that tumblr should have a bookmark function as well as likes

we'll never be the new pdf at this rate

Riverdale Heritage Post

alcohol has no known effect on the human body

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

if i was paul mccartney i'd [realises i don't know enough about the beatles to finish this] [remembers i don't need to "know things"] call john lennon a faggot