its crazy that mr brightside is one of the best songs ever yet isnt even the best killers song

this is really cool!!!

2014-11-23 forming (demo) on thanks

Nobody says “order now!” at the end of commercials like they used to

it's so weird how people's response to "I'm having trouble working today" is "what's wrong?" like well you see the sky is a beautiful colour and the air feels crisp and fresh and I can hear birds in the garden and maybe nothing is wrong with me and everything is wrong with why you think I would rather be inside at a computer

the last time I was officially employed was at this shitty store/pharmacy that everyone's heard of. I was on my lunch break outside smoking a cigarette when suddenly a little bird flew across the parking lot and landed on my shoulder. When I put my finger up to my shoulder, this little angelic thing climbed onto my finger and just stayed there, for at least like 5 straight minutes. I had tears in my eyes, I was so happy that this was happening. I held my finger up to some people walking through the parking lot and showed them and they too became excited. Soon it flew away from my finger to the roof of the building next door, but it left me weightless and glowing with a joy I don't know if I've felt ever since. I had to clock back in at work and as I walked through the store I said to my manager, "a little bird landed on my shoulder and stood on my finger just now!" and she replied without even looking at me, or stopping, "oh yeah? did it shit on you?" and continued with her managerial tasks, chuckling to herself. Her response and lack of interest brought me immediately back "down to earth". The powerful feeling I had experienced evaporated. I never wanted to quit more than I did in that moment.

Death to Canada

Where are the educated anti-imperialists, this post has so little notes smh

2015-09-05 grief ii instrumental, sort of like the one on asleep

i wish dwarves were real just because the folk metal they would produce would be completely unfathomable