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@crimeschild
maybe im just in my luteal phase but this interaction is so fucking cute. context: the tiktok post is about dishwashing tablets and the original commenter asked if it's bubbly.
Translation: Oh, I asked because I just like having bubbly dishes and I play with the bubbles.
like thats so cute that this person replied to a comment all technical and the original commenter just replied "i just like playing with bubbles 😄" we really are just little creatures having a good time on this earth
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maybe im just in my luteal phase but this interaction is so fucking cute. context: the tiktok post is about dishwashing tablets and the original commenter asked if it's bubbly.
Translation: Oh, I asked because I just like having bubbly dishes and I play with the bubbles.
like thats so cute that this person replied to a comment all technical and the original commenter just replied "i just like playing with bubbles 😄" we really are just little creatures having a good time on this earth
"grab life by the balls" "life's a bitch" okay yeah, clearly life is TMA and we must cling to her
This is how June is going to feel
ngl June has ended up feeling more like this
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Me in 2006: I’m still bitter about that
Me in 2016: I’m still salty about that
Me in 2026, probably: I’m still umami about that
Well, are you?. We’re waiting.
There’s a lot to be umami about these days.
the pope being a chicago white sox fan really speaks to how strong his spirit is because he watched them lose 121 games last year and maintained his faith in god
imagine we make contact with an alien species that’s like, vastly technologically superior, they could fucking kill us in a single shot if they really wanted to
and this species has never eaten salad before. and we show them salad and they eat it and they’re like holy living fuck this is tasty. and suddenly they’re offering us huge houses with all kind of advanced technological shit and incredible medical care and all the amenities and everything, with the only condition that we keep making salad for them.
and like, salad isn’t even hard to make. grab some plants, dump em in a bowl. it doesn’t have to be fancy salad, they’ll fall all over themselves for the most mediocre salad in the world. we can make so much salad that we’re practically drowning in it, even if we eat some of the salad ourselves. and in exchange we’re protected from danger, we have great living conditions, it’s basically paradise compared to life on earth
imagine
now realize that this is what bees have done to us
i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it
t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it
Michael Afton
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"this too shall pass" sure but have you considered the fact that i don't like the way it's passing
I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor
i really did try
looked up and miss girl was sitting on the roof STARING at me. tried to get her with her head right behind the moon but she took off too early!
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no literally when you can’t even blog about it
how do you become so well read?
by reading
