Ingenious Solutions

as per my last straw,

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

american blackbirds are icterids but european blackbirds are thrushes but american robins are thrushes but european robins are flycatchers and they are named robin because (checks notes) brits in the 1400s called them "robert" on account of they are just some familiar guy who shows up in your yard. hold on post canceled is that really why they are called that? what the fuck. they did this with jackdaws and magpies too? i can't even be annoyed. how human. "who's that? that's bob." fuck dude it sure is.

I forget there’s a punchline every time. Absolutely delighted.

the ad was apparently such a big thing in the uk that legend claims sony put a bouncy ball in the box with every bravia tv. also apparently those balls bounced REALLY FAST.