welcome to souyo turbo hell

anon who seems to be under the impression that you have had extensive PR training because you have a post with more than 10k notes would like to ask you a bad faith question about the current state of the world

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

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“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

please hurry up in reblogging this I wanna jorts it before someone puts it in one of those heartwarming tiktok slideshows

i was like 'what could jorts it possibly mean' but as with many things clicking the original post immediately clarified the situation

it’s TOO late liberal! *adjusts glasses weebly* i already imagined you as the uke in our yaoi dynamic! yes, there’s already two doujinshis of us RIGHT NOW!!!!

oh YEAH? well i'm personally writing a third doujinshi, and YOU'RE the uke in it!! and the fujoshis are already drawing fanart!!!!!! checkmate LIBERAL