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dont care didnt ask plus your wizard cap is cheaply made whilst mine is a fine silk

ah yes, my favourite movie genre, “charlize theron with a gun”

The trickster god energy Gene Wilder gives off vs the Kooky Entrepeneur energy Johnny Depp gives off.

Exactly!!!!!

this is a man trying to get rid of his horrifically unsafe factory the year before OSHA began

This is quite frankly the funniest comment on this post

that’s just a regular platypus???

PERRY THE PLATYPUS ?!?!

Walks around the house in a bisexual manner

it’s a good thing they’re not tablebottom games because otherwise you’d have to fuck around with like magnets or glue or some shit. youd always have to be dealing with dice or miniatures falling into your eyes. hard to rp expressively while living in constant fear of banging your head. honestly we’re so lucky when you think about it

Excuse me, this is my entire life.

one of my favorite human quirks is when the power goes out and you’re w other ppl and inevitably someone says ‘did the power go out?’ like...you’re all sitting there in the dead dark, tv black, wifi gone, lights OUT but still they’re like ‘hm. well I have a theory but it needs to be submitted for peer-review’

Me, sitting in my dark room after everything short-circuited: Hm. I can't be certain, but I don't think this is how it was a moment ago

if high waisted jeans go out of fashion one day my life is doomed

nothing’s out of fashion if you don’t give a shit

Fashion designer here! Fashion is completely made up. It’s major social function is to highlight class division and express allegiance to various subcultures. Wear whatever the hell you want as often as you can, and donate to ethical resale outlets