merrily merrily merrily merrily

Do NOT let family obligations keep you from thinking about yaoi.

I wasn’t built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

cant wait to go home so i can go be horizontal. all this vertical stuff sucks

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

locked the fuck out. distractionmaxxing

this summer we WALK IN A RANDOM DIRECTION and NEVER STOP

ugh life sucks right now so I gotta read about 2 guys touching each other inappropriately

TRAGEDY: every member of a once-flourishing group chat is now employed

& Then a weird guy appear

*puts my hand on your shoulder* Don’t worry, I have your back. We’re gonna turn this crisis into a crwaswas

You will get over it because you fucking have to