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I’m at a very powerful age where I can begin to become friends with my childhood babysitter through communicating over instagram dms

Pms is making me consider nurse assisted suicide

While they’re outside partying I’m inside making the worlds worst short film on Snapchat

Currently working on thinking about everything less

Being a man would be scary because anyone could just reach into your pants and cut your penis off

I’m gonna start asking people to name one bad thing Jewish people have done

Just landed in Canada and immediately hit up Tim Hortons

Thousands of meters in the air rn watching the worlds worst movie about girl and boy bestfriends

I don’t want to talk a machine or chat bot I want to talk to a real human who will understand my circumstances and not tell me to “relax”